FAIL FRIDAY: Drunk In Love

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Wearing a letterman jacket because you think your school should have a drinking team, and you should be the captain. TFM.
-Anonymous

You need to take a good, hard look at your life.

Going potty in water bottles because you’re too hungover and too frat to care what your slam thinks about it. TFM.
-Anonymous

Grow up, Peter Pan.

Training your non-dominant hand in Flappy Bird so you can masturbate while playing. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s multitasking at its finest.

Croakies on my Google Glass. TFM.
-Anonymous

FRAT NERRRRRRRRRRRD.

They always say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking legend. TFM.
-Anonymous

God damn it.

Masturbating while staring into his eyes. TFM.
-Anonymous

Well you don’t want to be impolite.

Having to explain to your attorney where you jizzed. TFM.
-Anonymous

Ummm what?

yo can you delete my profile. I need to stop wasting time here…
-Anonymous

Hahaha delete it yourself you fucking addict.

Dropping a class after the first day because the professor is GDI. TFM.
-Anonymous

Something tells me you’re never going to graduate.

So I had my first tax client today. The chick whopped her tit out and started breast feeding right in front of us. We all stopped and looked and the husband was like what were we talking about again. TFTC.
-Anonymous

Ohhhhh snap!

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Hey guy your shit is crooked.

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Yeah I’m not going over there.

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Their cocks are huge.

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They couldn’t get a real girl.

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Get in there nice and deep like.

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Man down.

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Come on, man.

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You alright, buddy? No. You’re not.

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Who wants a mustache ride?

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The frock comes out on composite photo day.

  1. Sigma Nuisance

    Still not really sure on how getting to see tits and touch asses is a prank but best prank ever…. for the “victim”

    11 years ago at 12:57 pm
  2. nuckin_futs

    I find it hard to believe that Pike has been absent for so long from Fail Friday. You can’t tell me they haven’t been going full retard at all for a while. I sense some bias here

    11 years ago at 1:15 pm
  3. PowerShowersDaily

    Anyone else disturbed by the presence of children’s toys in the man down photo third from the top of the second page?

    11 years ago at 1:56 pm
  4. AlphaHazeEm

    Why is it that every time Pi Kapp is on here it’s some asian fucker doing asian shit. This is why we can’t have nice things. Fuck you and you no-name chapter

    11 years ago at 3:39 pm
  5. CountryClubRaised

    Now that’s a fucking chaser. But it was still a shitty Fail Friday. I hope the mustache ride guy meets you in a dark alley late at night and takes you back to his homo sex cave. Maybe then you’ll have some inspiration to do a better Fail Friday.

    11 years ago at 4:42 pm