FAIL FRIDAY: Drunk In Love
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Wearing a letterman jacket because you think your school should have a drinking team, and you should be the captain. TFM.
-Anonymous
You need to take a good, hard look at your life.
Going potty in water bottles because you’re too hungover and too frat to care what your slam thinks about it. TFM.
-Anonymous
Grow up, Peter Pan.
Training your non-dominant hand in Flappy Bird so you can masturbate while playing. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s multitasking at its finest.
Croakies on my Google Glass. TFM.
-Anonymous
FRAT NERRRRRRRRRRRD.
They always say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking legend. TFM.
-Anonymous
God damn it.
Masturbating while staring into his eyes. TFM.
-Anonymous
Well you don’t want to be impolite.
Having to explain to your attorney where you jizzed. TFM.
-Anonymous
Ummm what?
yo can you delete my profile. I need to stop wasting time here…
-Anonymous
Hahaha delete it yourself you fucking addict.
Dropping a class after the first day because the professor is GDI. TFM.
-Anonymous
Something tells me you’re never going to graduate.
So I had my first tax client today. The chick whopped her tit out and started breast feeding right in front of us. We all stopped and looked and the husband was like what were we talking about again. TFTC.
-Anonymous
Ohhhhh snap!
Yeah I’m not going over there.
They couldn’t get a real girl.
Get in there nice and deep like.
You alright, buddy? No. You’re not.
The frock comes out on composite photo day.
Still not really sure on how getting to see tits and touch asses is a prank but best prank ever…. for the “victim”
11 years ago at 12:57 pmI find it hard to believe that Pike has been absent for so long from Fail Friday. You can’t tell me they haven’t been going full retard at all for a while. I sense some bias here
11 years ago at 1:15 pmThe “eating a fucking legend” one has been posted here before.
11 years ago at 1:28 pmTKE coming in hot as usual this week.
11 years ago at 1:35 pmAnyone else disturbed by the presence of children’s toys in the man down photo third from the top of the second page?
11 years ago at 1:56 pmBut why is topless delivery prank here?
11 years ago at 2:19 pm…B.lack people know what lacrosse is? who knew..
BTW fuck you dorn
11 years ago at 2:44 pmWhy is it that every time Pi Kapp is on here it’s some asian fucker doing asian shit. This is why we can’t have nice things. Fuck you and you no-name chapter
11 years ago at 3:39 pmNah, you didn’t. I’m still here.
11 years ago at 3:45 pmNow that’s a fucking chaser. But it was still a shitty Fail Friday. I hope the mustache ride guy meets you in a dark alley late at night and takes you back to his homo sex cave. Maybe then you’ll have some inspiration to do a better Fail Friday.
11 years ago at 4:42 pm