FAIL FRIDAY: Embarrassing Efforts
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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Having a strict diet of whiskey, beer and sorority putang. TFM.
You badly need to consult the food pyramid.
Getting thrown down a flight of stairs and choked out by a football player because you were railing a chick in his bed with his cleats on. TFM.
Why the hell were you wearing his cleats?
Getting blazed at the place your house-sitting and eating all the kids’ food. TFM.
Sounds like you’ve got this whole “life” thing figured out.
Packing a fat lip whilst eating booty, then spittin’ out two kinds of juice. TFM.
Lovely. Thanks for sharing.
Going out wearing a big pony polo shirt while ur bro wears a small pony. TFM.
Way to one-up that loser.
Practicing shotgunning beer over summer. TFM.
You are pathetic.
Being known as the Juggalo frat. TFM.
I would actually attend one of the Juggalo frat’s parties, just to witness that shit.
Blacking out but knowing you pulled last night cause you can still taste her ass. TFM.
You freaks are eating way too much booty like groceries.
Keeping the tag on so people know exactly how well off your dad is. TFM.
If I see you in the streets, I will take all your shit.
Lighting your cig with your penis because it was so hot from the friction that comes along with railing so much srat tail. TFM.
Science says go fuck yourself.
Laugh At The Fat Kid, Sickos
Summer Of Failure
Chaser With Genevieve Morton
By the way, she took over our Snapchat (TFMofficial) yesterday. Might wanna check that out.
You think you’ll blackmail us to join your mailing list, intern? You’ve got another thing coming, you cum-guzzling, asexual, communist son of a bitch. Both of your fathers hate you.
9 years ago at 12:18 pmI’m impressed.
9 years ago at 1:00 pmI am not.
9 years ago at 1:17 pmI thought I had a decent roast until Kid Frock came over and fucked it up.
9 years ago at 3:17 pmFuck you. I don’t need your approval.
9 years ago at 3:14 pmIntern stop trying to make us sign up for your mailing list. You are worse than SteveHolt
9 years ago at 12:23 pmCome on, Bluemooner. That’s crossing the line. Nobody’s that bad.
9 years ago at 1:10 pmThis fail friday was so bad I couldn’t even finish my shit. And I had to shit pretty bad.
9 years ago at 12:27 pmWas your shit as bad as your comment?
9 years ago at 2:28 pmNot nearly.
9 years ago at 5:14 pmStill owe us one Fail Friday #NeverForget
9 years ago at 12:33 pmHe owes us three: thanksgiving, Christmas and Independence Day
9 years ago at 12:52 pmWell you better get to work intern. While you’re at it you can shove your mailing list up your ass
9 years ago at 3:24 pmThanksgiving is on Thursday you sack of shit
9 years ago at 9:16 pmFuck you, we don’t need a reason to have more fail fridays.
9 years ago at 11:12 pmDefending the intern. NF
9 years ago at 3:23 pmThis is all fine and fun but where the hell is – “Why Your Fraternity Sucks”? I believe ATO was on deck….
9 years ago at 12:37 pmDan said in a comment on one of his articles today that he was going to make it into a weekly thing, so expect one next week.
9 years ago at 3:48 pmFucking Drew Magary cranks them out on a daily basis. Yes, they were written ahead of time but you think Danny Boy could have done the same thing…
9 years ago at 4:00 pmYeah, but aren’t those just a bunch of reader emails?
9 years ago at 8:02 pmI signed up for the email list and Fail Friday still came late. Fuck you Intern.
9 years ago at 12:39 pmServes you right for signing up for it
9 years ago at 8:00 pmPike coming in hot this week.
9 years ago at 12:39 pmInsane Clown Possee. NF.
9 years ago at 12:43 pmThat’s why this is Fail Friday.
9 years ago at 1:21 pmHand in the bowl of water. Gotta love a classic.
9 years ago at 12:47 pmHey Intern,
This sucked.
9 years ago at 12:51 pm