FAIL FRIDAY: Embarrassing Efforts
9 years ago

[failFriday]

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Having a strict diet of whiskey, beer and sorority putang. TFM.

You badly need to consult the food pyramid.

Getting thrown down a flight of stairs and choked out by a football player because you were railing a chick in his bed with his cleats on. TFM.

Why the hell were you wearing his cleats?

Getting blazed at the place your house-sitting and eating all the kids’ food. TFM.

Sounds like you’ve got this whole “life” thing figured out.

Packing a fat lip whilst eating booty, then spittin’ out two kinds of juice. TFM.

Lovely. Thanks for sharing.

Going out wearing a big pony polo shirt while ur bro wears a small pony. TFM.

Way to one-up that loser.

Practicing shotgunning beer over summer. TFM.

You are pathetic.

Being known as the Juggalo frat. TFM.

I would actually attend one of the Juggalo frat’s parties, just to witness that shit.

Blacking out but knowing you pulled last night cause you can still taste her ass. TFM.

You freaks are eating way too much booty like groceries.

Keeping the tag on so people know exactly how well off your dad is. TFM.

If I see you in the streets, I will take all your shit.

Lighting your cig with your penis because it was so hot from the friction that comes along with railing so much srat tail. TFM.

Science says go fuck yourself.

Inseam on those shorts is too long.
The inseam on those shorts is too long.
youre*
you’re*
No, no he hasn't.
No, no he hasn’t.
This makes me extremely uncomfortable.
This makes me extremely uncomfortable.
Look it up, geeds.
Look it up, geeds.
Rad pony tail.
Rad pony tail.
Man down.
Man down.
You guys want some cookies?
You guys want some cookies?
Hard as fuck.
Hard as fuck.
Hey, you guys are matching.
Hey, you guys are matching.
He's done. Pathetic.
He’s done. Pathetic.
100 would hit.
100% would hit.
Alrighty then.
Alrighty then.
Seems like a comfy spot to crash.
Seems like a comfy spot to crash.
Creepy, dude.
Creepy, dude.
SB2K15 FOREVER, BITCHES.
SB2K15 FOREVER, BITCHES.
Edward 40 Hands never ends well.
Edward 40 Hands never ends well.
Is that a cell phone belt clip?
Is that a cell phone belt clip?
You alright there, chief?
You alright there, chief?
Cups.
Cups.

Laugh At The Fat Kid, Sickos

Summer Of Failure

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By the way, she took over our Snapchat (TFMofficial) yesterday. Might wanna check that out.

  3. Nathaniellight

    Hey intern here’s a non retarded idea: just post fail Friday at 9 am instead of emailing it to a select few while cluttering their email

    9 years ago at 12:55 pm
  4. The Interns Mom

    Great article sweetie! There’s pot roast in the oven when you get home. Oh, and your rush TKE shirt came in today! Should I keep it here or send it over to you?

    Love,
    Mom

    9 years ago at 1:04 pm
    2. The interns dad

      Send him the tke shirt woman. The boys not allowed back home for another year after what he did to my dogs asshole last month

      9 years ago at 3:17 pm
    3. dingos_lil_5

      oh how this makes me angry. Intern, you are still missing a few fail fridays. #neverforget oh and fuck you mailing list.

      9 years ago at 3:34 pm
  6. soldier_for_freedom

    Is today’s edition called embarrassing efforts because of steveholts embarrassing efforts at writing.

    9 years ago at 1:18 pm
  9. Richard Highman

    “Getting thrown down a flight of stairs and choked out by a football player because you were railing a chick in his bed with his cleats on.” If that’s not a TFM I don’t know what is

    9 years ago at 1:37 pm