FAIL FRIDAY: Embarrassing Efforts
10 years ago

[failFriday]

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Having a strict diet of whiskey, beer and sorority putang. TFM.

You badly need to consult the food pyramid.

Getting thrown down a flight of stairs and choked out by a football player because you were railing a chick in his bed with his cleats on. TFM.

Why the hell were you wearing his cleats?

Getting blazed at the place your house-sitting and eating all the kids’ food. TFM.

Sounds like you’ve got this whole “life” thing figured out.

Packing a fat lip whilst eating booty, then spittin’ out two kinds of juice. TFM.

Lovely. Thanks for sharing.

Going out wearing a big pony polo shirt while ur bro wears a small pony. TFM.

Way to one-up that loser.

Practicing shotgunning beer over summer. TFM.

You are pathetic.

Being known as the Juggalo frat. TFM.

I would actually attend one of the Juggalo frat’s parties, just to witness that shit.

Blacking out but knowing you pulled last night cause you can still taste her ass. TFM.

You freaks are eating way too much booty like groceries.

Keeping the tag on so people know exactly how well off your dad is. TFM.

If I see you in the streets, I will take all your shit.

Lighting your cig with your penis because it was so hot from the friction that comes along with railing so much srat tail. TFM.

Science says go fuck yourself.

Inseam on those shorts is too long.
The inseam on those shorts is too long.
youre*
you’re*
No, no he hasn't.
No, no he hasn’t.
This makes me extremely uncomfortable.
This makes me extremely uncomfortable.
Look it up, geeds.
Look it up, geeds.
Rad pony tail.
Rad pony tail.
Man down.
Man down.
You guys want some cookies?
You guys want some cookies?
Hard as fuck.
Hard as fuck.
Hey, you guys are matching.
Hey, you guys are matching.
He's done. Pathetic.
He’s done. Pathetic.
100 would hit.
100% would hit.
Alrighty then.
Alrighty then.
Seems like a comfy spot to crash.
Seems like a comfy spot to crash.
Creepy, dude.
Creepy, dude.
SB2K15 FOREVER, BITCHES.
SB2K15 FOREVER, BITCHES.
Edward 40 Hands never ends well.
Edward 40 Hands never ends well.
Is that a cell phone belt clip?
Is that a cell phone belt clip?
You alright there, chief?
You alright there, chief?
Cups.
Cups.

Laugh At The Fat Kid, Sickos

Summer Of Failure

Chaser With Genevieve Morton

By the way, she took over our Snapchat (TFMofficial) yesterday. Might wanna check that out.

  3. CrossbowCasanova

    Hey intern would it have killed you to put some sailboats over tubgirl’s tits?

    10 years ago at 2:17 pm
  5. mexican falafel

    Tryin to get me to join a mailing list is like trying to change the american flag. Never gonna happen

    10 years ago at 5:41 pm
  6. Yoyoyoyoyoyo

    Hey intern, how about an original intro for once ya fuck boy? Jesus H, my fuckin six year old cousin can do this job better than you.

    10 years ago at 4:16 am
  7. RMHighlander

    Those Moped dudes are from the University of Arizona. They ride around like that so much, I’m convinced it’s their preferred form of transportation.

    10 years ago at 6:16 am
  9. SphincteralMicturation

    I truly have never seen a more punchable face than two button kid’s.

    10 years ago at 3:00 pm
  11. DefinitelyNotNationals

    the fuck is up with the formatting on mobile? the picture is bigger than my screen and the text is all messed up. I’ll assume this is the interns fault.

    10 years ago at 1:25 am