FAIL FRIDAY: Every Time We Touch
Ten real submissions, five photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Now I know I’m the only guy in my entire pledge class that can watch an hour of gay porn without getting a boner. TFM.
–Montana
I think this may be the first submission from the state of Montana. Way to start off strong.
Did the “walk of shame” from the dorms with my dad. TFM.
–Illinois
Your dad is a try-hard shit creep.
The only tattoo i’ll ever have are my letters on my ankle. TFM.
–Alabama
Sounds like a white trash TSM to me you gender confused trailer bumpkin.
Going to court wearing a corduroy jacket and black jeans. TFTC.
–Washington
The only reason to own either of these items is if you’re a pedophile.
Pneumonia pledge: must be diagnosed with pneumonia before he can initiate. TFM
–Kentucky
My great, great, great aunt Susan died of pneumonia. You dick.
I saw Barry Bonds at a mall one time. I ignored him. TFM.
–Virginia
Thank you for sharing, Timmy.
I spent most of my childhood locked in the basement, but now I lock the pledges in the basement. The tables have turned. TFM.
–Kansas
Woah.
Having a dick so big that when you text a pic to her the file is “too large to send.” TFM.
–Michigan
Told her I had Vagasil in my room. That sealed the deal. TFM.
–Alabama
Most people go with “Want to go take shots in my room?” but whatever.
My parents told me I was too TFTC to attend the family reunion. TFM.
–Utah
Obviously your parents are a couple of NF GDI pussy creep fucks.
Nice thigh-highs, fellas.
“Shave our letters into my chest if you really love me.”
I’m glad I turned down their offer to be Mr. April. My abs aren’t that chiseled.
What a fun group of guys!
“I want to wear your skin.” -this guy
I’d like to massage the inside of kate upton’s vagina with my cock
13 years ago at 10:59 amWay to beat around the bush there champ.
13 years ago at 12:31 pmKate Upton doesn’t have a bush does she?
13 years ago at 1:49 pmAsk Mark Sanchez.
13 years ago at 2:58 pmThe Invisible Children Kony 2012 video should be one of the Fail Friday videos.
FUCK AFRICA 2012
13 years ago at 11:04 amWorried about him getting into your turf, Fratdusky?
13 years ago at 11:11 amLace em up
13 years ago at 7:31 pmNew rush slogan for next semester
13 years ago at 11:16 am(Your Letters Here):Rushing more Kids than Kony
^this
13 years ago at 11:29 am^ Real original, champ.
13 years ago at 11:29 am1922, my turf doesn’t have charcoaled HIV+ kids on it.
13 years ago at 11:30 amMorning scotch was just sprayed North Fratolina. Frat on sir
13 years ago at 1:39 pmKony… putting the “infant” back into “infantry.”
13 years ago at 1:41 pm^^^ Perhaps your funniest comment ever.
13 years ago at 1:49 pm^^THAT
13 years ago at 1:32 pmThis week’s Fail Friday is lacking comcial genius. There had to of been better submissions.
13 years ago at 11:10 amThis comment should go on fail friday for its lacking of grammatical genius.
13 years ago at 1:02 pmLack.
13 years ago at 3:44 pm^this
13 years ago at 4:39 pmFuck Obama.
13 years ago at 11:11 am^
13 years ago at 2:34 pmfuck you. if you were born in 1989 youre too old
13 years ago at 1:25 pm^you are one confused individual and don’t deserve to live in Alabama, or be in a fraternity.
13 years ago at 12:35 pmNow i know why TFM Intern usually waits til mid afternoon to post Fail Friday…my brain cannot process this right now
13 years ago at 11:13 amWell… Kate Upton doesn’t suck.
13 years ago at 11:14 amThat’s a shame
13 years ago at 1:53 pmMOTHERFUCKING THIS!!!!! ^
13 years ago at 6:24 pmUgh that first one is rough… regardless always proud. IHSV
13 years ago at 11:16 amProbably one of those western chapters
13 years ago at 3:51 pmdamnitt…Vinces.
13 years ago at 8:02 pmThat is a nice neon behind the bar though. IH
13 years ago at 10:42 pmI winced. Always proud.
13 years ago at 7:52 pm“skip all the gay shit, kate upton is at the end” would be a better title
13 years ago at 11:18 amI don’t know I kind of liked seeing that fuck burn.
13 years ago at 12:11 amwhat makes people think “Hey, we should all get half naked and dance around like fucking idiots,” “YEAH! That would be a GREAT idea.”
13 years ago at 11:25 am^What makes you think you should write this stupid ass comment?
13 years ago at 8:16 pmWhen the picture of the Try-Hard SAE on the motorcycle got pulled yesterday, I thought for sure it was destined to pop back up on todays column.
13 years ago at 11:32 am