FAIL FRIDAY: Every Time We Touch

Ten real submissions, five photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Now I know I’m the only guy in my entire pledge class that can watch an hour of gay porn without getting a boner. TFM.
–Montana

I think this may be the first submission from the state of Montana. Way to start off strong.

Did the “walk of shame” from the dorms with my dad. TFM.
–Illinois

Your dad is a try-hard shit creep.

The only tattoo i’ll ever have are my letters on my ankle. TFM.
–Alabama

Sounds like a white trash TSM to me you gender confused trailer bumpkin.

Going to court wearing a corduroy jacket and black jeans. TFTC.
–Washington

The only reason to own either of these items is if you’re a pedophile.

Pneumonia pledge: must be diagnosed with pneumonia before he can initiate. TFM
–Kentucky

My great, great, great aunt Susan died of pneumonia. You dick.

I saw Barry Bonds at a mall one time. I ignored him. TFM.
–Virginia

Thank you for sharing, Timmy.

I spent most of my childhood locked in the basement, but now I lock the pledges in the basement. The tables have turned. TFM.
–Kansas

Woah.

Having a dick so big that when you text a pic to her the file is “too large to send.” TFM.
–Michigan

Cool story, Hansel.

Told her I had Vagasil in my room. That sealed the deal. TFM.
–Alabama

Most people go with “Want to go take shots in my room?” but whatever.

My parents told me I was too TFTC to attend the family reunion. TFM.
–Utah

Obviously your parents are a couple of NF GDI pussy creep fucks.


Nice thigh-highs, fellas.


“Shave our letters into my chest if you really love me.”


I’m glad I turned down their offer to be Mr. April. My abs aren’t that chiseled.


What a fun group of guys!


“I want to wear your skin.” -this guy

Every time we touch I get a huge banana:

THIS IS WHAT THE FUCKING PEOPLE WANT!

Have a great weekend and/or Spring Break, these will make your balls hurt:

  1. smart as fuck

    Those sigma chi’s look like they throw a hell of a rager. Gatoraid, coffee, coke cans, blue moon.

    13 years ago at 11:35 am
  2. HotDamnAlphaGamm

    Way to keep it classy Montana, a wall post and a picture. Start off strong is right

    13 years ago at 11:56 am
    1. Blackout Menace

      Shit, that’s one of my brothers and I’m still laughing. The caption made it

      13 years ago at 4:41 pm
    2. Blackout Menace

      Go fuck yourself TKEpledge, if you were a real pledge somewhere I would come and turn you into an incident report

      13 years ago at 7:26 pm
  3. Hey Bro

    They forgot to put “rush pike” at the end of the “every time we touch” video…

    13 years ago at 1:49 pm
  4. Fratcity

    Anyone notice the SigEp “Building Balanced Men” logo on the bottom of the calendar….?

    13 years ago at 2:18 pm
    1. grandfrat

      I think that’s the joke there hoss, they are obviously making fun of the gayocity that is the parasite better known as “Balanced Man.”

      13 years ago at 11:33 pm
  5. wardamnlxa

    Anybody else see a nip at 0:55 in the kate upton video? someone may have already said this I’m just too lazy to read through all of the comments.

    13 years ago at 2:51 pm