FAIL FRIDAY: Every Time We Touch
Ten real submissions, five photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Now I know I’m the only guy in my entire pledge class that can watch an hour of gay porn without getting a boner. TFM.
–Montana
I think this may be the first submission from the state of Montana. Way to start off strong.
Did the “walk of shame” from the dorms with my dad. TFM.
–Illinois
Your dad is a try-hard shit creep.
The only tattoo i’ll ever have are my letters on my ankle. TFM.
–Alabama
Sounds like a white trash TSM to me you gender confused trailer bumpkin.
Going to court wearing a corduroy jacket and black jeans. TFTC.
–Washington
The only reason to own either of these items is if you’re a pedophile.
Pneumonia pledge: must be diagnosed with pneumonia before he can initiate. TFM
–Kentucky
My great, great, great aunt Susan died of pneumonia. You dick.
I saw Barry Bonds at a mall one time. I ignored him. TFM.
–Virginia
Thank you for sharing, Timmy.
I spent most of my childhood locked in the basement, but now I lock the pledges in the basement. The tables have turned. TFM.
–Kansas
Woah.
Having a dick so big that when you text a pic to her the file is “too large to send.” TFM.
–Michigan
Told her I had Vagasil in my room. That sealed the deal. TFM.
–Alabama
Most people go with “Want to go take shots in my room?” but whatever.
My parents told me I was too TFTC to attend the family reunion. TFM.
–Utah
Obviously your parents are a couple of NF GDI pussy creep fucks.
Nice thigh-highs, fellas.
“Shave our letters into my chest if you really love me.”
I’m glad I turned down their offer to be Mr. April. My abs aren’t that chiseled.
What a fun group of guys!
“I want to wear your skin.” -this guy
Those sigma chi’s look like they throw a hell of a rager. Gatoraid, coffee, coke cans, blue moon.
13 years ago at 11:35 amWay to keep it classy Montana, a wall post and a picture. Start off strong is right
13 years ago at 11:56 amThigh Highs, IHSC bros
13 years ago at 11:57 amLast photo definitely made me laugh out loud.
13 years ago at 12:04 pmAt least we now know who TKEpledge is.
13 years ago at 12:10 pmShit, that’s one of my brothers and I’m still laughing. The caption made it
13 years ago at 4:41 pmYITB
13 years ago at 3:07 amGo fuck yourself TKEpledge, if you were a real pledge somewhere I would come and turn you into an incident report
13 years ago at 7:26 pmCalendar..I would.
13 years ago at 12:20 pmteke creeper pic is a classic.
13 years ago at 1:00 pmIs that Fratdusky playing Docter in the First pic?
13 years ago at 1:43 pmThey forgot to put “rush pike” at the end of the “every time we touch” video…
13 years ago at 1:49 pmLooks like a LXA rush party
13 years ago at 1:51 pmDefinitely LXA. Lappity Lap Lap Lappity Lap Lap over the hills you blow.
13 years ago at 2:22 pmDefinitely ATO fellas.
13 years ago at 3:59 pmAnyone notice the SigEp “Building Balanced Men” logo on the bottom of the calendar….?
13 years ago at 2:18 pm^ha irony at its finest
13 years ago at 4:42 pmI think that’s the joke there hoss, they are obviously making fun of the gayocity that is the parasite better known as “Balanced Man.”
13 years ago at 11:33 pmO I’d never have guessed, thanks for clearing that up for me
13 years ago at 11:52 pmAnybody else see a nip at 0:55 in the kate upton video? someone may have already said this I’m just too lazy to read through all of the comments.
13 years ago at 2:51 pm