FAIL FRIDAY: Everyday is April Fools for TFM Intern
Why? Because it’s the anthem, and if I have to read these submissions, you have to listen to the goddamn anthem. SING IT:
Eleven real submissions, four photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Being a straight guy on the college cheer team. TFM.
-New Mexico
Good for you. Make sure you keep those spirit fingers extra hetero.
Woke up to eggs drenched in hot sauce. FM. Eating them off her chest. TFM.
-Michigan
Why dirty a plate when you can use her flat chest?
Using slampiece tears as anal lubricant. TFM.
-Virginia
For the love of God…not ok, man. Not ok.
As I get older my shorts will get shorter and my balls will hang lower. I think you see where this is going. TFM.
-Florida
This ends with your children no longer bringing your grandchildren over for Thanksgiving. Eventually they won’t show for Christmas, and then they’ll disown you altogether. Also, your balls will be taking a swim every time you take a dump.
I used urine as contact solution. TFM.
–D.C.
What kind of kick ass ocular infection did you get out of this? Seek medical attention.
There are two things that are frowned upon by society that bother me: jacking off and getting high. Both of which I have concluded are two of the best medicines ever. If combined they could potentially cure cancer. I plan on continuing my study. TFM.
–Tennessee
Finally, someone discovers the cure for cancer: masturbating high. This is exactly why you shouldn’t post TFMs right after you get stoned and spank it.
Man law only applies between friends, or at the urinal. Well, anytime dicks are out. TFM.
–Florida
COME ON. What possessed you to post this? Do you make ookie cookies at your chapter?
Cop arrested me so I shit in his back seat. Jokes on him. TFM.
–Kentucky
I think the joke is still on you. Now you’re in the back of a cop car, all covered in shit. How long did you spend in the psych ward? Sociopath.
I put the STD in stud all I need is u. TFM.
–Louisiana
…and a shot of penicillin, or a cycle of Valtrex.
Stole a bokk from the library, censor went off and i ran in my flipflops. TFM.
–New Mexico
You’ve never read a fucking book, so I assume you stole it in order to sell it and buy some of those flip-flops with the bottle openers on the bottom.
Considering polygamy so you can be connected to all your sisters forever. TSM.
–Utah
Incredibly creepy. Utah, you never cease to amaze me.
This might actually make your weekend better:
This first picture is pretty fuckin gross
14 years ago at 1:18 pmI’m calling photoshop on the taco-biting picture…leg seems to be missing at the bottom.
14 years ago at 1:27 pmYou’re kidding right? I bet you were that kid who could never find Waldo…you’e eyes are terrible
14 years ago at 1:32 pmI’ll vouch that it’s real. My friend took the picture. I gagged a little the first time he showed it to me.
14 years ago at 1:34 pmShe has a stump. Some people find that attractive.
14 years ago at 1:35 pmAll 4 limbs. NF
14 years ago at 2:34 pmNuggets. FaF
14 years ago at 11:38 pmThose are the frattiest Pikes I’ve ever seen.
14 years ago at 1:29 pmSadly that isnt sarcasm.
14 years ago at 1:47 pmha looks like pike at ksu
14 years ago at 2:02 pmespecially the one in plaid cargo shorts. TGDIM
14 years ago at 2:18 pmThose are not my brothers
14 years ago at 2:24 pm^^ second. everything in that damn picture is disgusting.
14 years ago at 2:29 pmgreatest comment on here.
14 years ago at 3:19 pmNo, they are not your brothers because they are a colony. Yet still think they can wear letters and act like the are pikes.
14 years ago at 4:12 pmI cannot believe i am seeing my fellow brothers trash a pike COLONY who is trying to spread the PIKE product throughout the nation and ruling that university in every aspect. Go to the Pike Facebook page and see how a TRUE brother praises their colony BROTHERS. Those who forsake their own brother are not worthy to be called Pike.
14 years ago at 9:09 pmListen to PKAOlympian. That’s sad on your guys part. We are putting in alot of hard work to be pikes and to bring pikes to UWF and all you real “brothers” are laughing at us? That’s not brotherhood.
14 years ago at 12:57 pmMotion to not remove the names of those perpetrated on Fail Friday. TFM
14 years ago at 1:47 pmSecond
14 years ago at 1:56 pmthird
14 years ago at 2:30 pmmotion passes.
14 years ago at 3:12 pm“Let the mind run the body, never let the body tell the mind what to do.” Fucking pussy GDI.
14 years ago at 1:56 pmthe question is, is the bottle ready!? hahah yeah he spit all of that out
14 years ago at 2:04 pmThere should be federal regulations against who can and who cannot purchase pearls.
14 years ago at 2:09 pmIt is probably a candy necklace.
14 years ago at 2:17 pmHahahahaha! Sweetiechi, you just made my day.
14 years ago at 4:22 pmThey’re probably fake.
14 years ago at 7:54 amIf it was a candy necklace she wood have eaten by now…
14 years ago at 6:23 pm*would…
Forgive my geed typo…
14 years ago at 6:24 pmApparently PIKE has a Jersey Shore chapter
14 years ago at 2:12 pmits embaressing for the real pikes who frat hard which dont get me wrong is obviously only a few chapters…
14 years ago at 11:25 am“Friday” never gets old. Neither does this weekly post.
Good thing Rebecca Black never caught her bus. That would have been wayyyy too many seat choices for her.
14 years ago at 2:15 pmhaha love it
14 years ago at 10:31 amOne of the pikes is wearing jorts.
14 years ago at 2:18 pm