FAIL FRIDAY: Extreme Fraternity Couponing
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Oh your Mustang has 550 horsepower? That’s nice. I’m currently pushing 600 horsepower with all the Polo I have on. TFM.
–Florida
This is the first post I read this morning, and I’ve been in a bad mood since.
When your koozie collection is your most satisfying achievement in life so far. TFM.
-Iowa
Interview question: What are you most proud of? Answer: My koozie collection. Result: Unemployment.
Getting the convertible out of the shop. Bitches beware. TFM.
-Mississippi
Yeah, I’ll be sure to warn all the bitches.
Polo down, Ray-Bans on, Beemer cruising. Summer. TFM.
–Ohio
And now summer has been ruined with this pathetic attempt.
Never letting a game of “don’t fuck your bro” get more than halfway. TFM.
-California
Never heard of the game “don’t fuck your bro,” but it sounds like it’s packed with sexual frustration.
Purposely sitting with your left leg crossed over because it’s your better calf. TFM.
–Arkansas
Gotta show off those stems.
Hazing all the high school kids that work at your theater because you just got promoted to assistant manager. TFM.
–Arizona
Looks like you’re moving up in the world.
That awkward moment when you can’t leave the frat castle because there’s a corpse on your front door step. TFM.
–Arkansas
LOL we all know THAT awkward moment.
puking After taking a shot of cheep vodka (I drink nice stuff)-TFM.
–Washington
This guy has every known learning disability.
Ryan Seacrest. TFM.
–Arizona
Fuck this.
We call this “the brown noser.”
Doing the no pants dance. TFM.
How is this even possible? Why does he have his eyes closed?
Come on! The guy on the left isn’t even aiming into the urinal!
Long blonde hair behind the whale has me rolling.
Woah! Woah! Woah! One set of finger pistols per group!
Yes, it’s funny because he’s a ginger. Sue me.
Always take a picture before checking to see if he’s okay.
Extreme Couponing: Toga Party
“Now extreme couponing is just another thing for us, besides school and…work.”
And now the chasers…Miss USA Contestants:
Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders:
Love hot bitches but hate the song? Just mute the damn video.
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Rush GDI Tanks. NF
13 years ago at 10:20 amNo shit
13 years ago at 10:37 amYeah it’s like 4 guys (no bids) who go to our school. They own a house and throw a party with three creatures( I mean freshman girls who should have been put down 18 years ago) there and they think they are cool.
13 years ago at 10:44 amCool fucking story.
13 years ago at 11:12 am^hey thanks big guy.
13 years ago at 11:16 amYeah I’ve seen people in my apartment complex with shirts and hats (flatbills) that say WDPFF (We don’t pay for friends). Pretty fucking pathetic
13 years ago at 12:06 pmFuck them wearing letters they didn’t earn
13 years ago at 12:18 pmI saw tanks like that on our campus and on the back it said God Driven Individual. I guess us Greeks are just the devil!
13 years ago at 12:59 pm^^^Xbox live has a membership fee
13 years ago at 9:07 am^Respect
13 years ago at 10:12 amOnly one set of letters this week? Guess SAE – 0 , Everybody else – 1.
13 years ago at 10:20 amMore like Sigma Alpha boners.
13 years ago at 10:24 amIt’s safe to assume that picture #6 is TKE.
13 years ago at 10:24 amRambda guy is on there as well.
13 years ago at 10:26 amHe’s a ginger….we don’t claim him
13 years ago at 10:28 amhe’s probably just one of those fuckers who buy the Greek shirts a Walmart
13 years ago at 11:34 am^^ Legacys… (Heavy sigh)
13 years ago at 12:02 pmThere’s a reason the ΛΧΑ at that university never win intramurals.
13 years ago at 1:28 pmyo tke fuck off dude. last summer your bros at my school top shelfed r entire fratcastle and now were rivals. tke is bottom tier lol
13 years ago at 8:10 am^Can’t tell if a troll who hates Sig Ep.. or actually that big of a tool.
13 years ago at 10:13 am^ Can’t tell if troll, or really dumb enough to not realize that “SAE” does not = Sigep.
13 years ago at 2:27 pmSPorting SPerrys, I will give you a chance to try again, but if you fail, so help you God.
13 years ago at 3:57 pmFuck me.. Lacing up.
13 years ago at 4:59 pmDominique. NF
13 years ago at 10:21 am^Fact.
13 years ago at 11:43 amBeing poor and black. FaF
13 years ago at 6:57 amThere’s gotta be worse shit than this. Do another one.
13 years ago at 10:21 amComment on this if you stared deeply at that girls ass trying to figure out the situation.
13 years ago at 10:22 amI didn’t.
13 years ago at 11:45 amMiami dolphin cheerleaders > miss USA contestants.
13 years ago at 10:24 amSeriously. Mostly because Trump doesn’t pop into the video to say “call me maybe.” What a tryhard.
13 years ago at 10:31 am4th hole: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8N9gbQ11UA
13 years ago at 11:05 amGod Bless America
13 years ago at 1:49 pmAlso, note the pit sweat the guy’s got at 1:28, get some fucking Old Spice
13 years ago at 9:52 pmCowboys cheerleaders or GTFO.
13 years ago at 9:59 amCowboys Cheerleaders > anything.
13 years ago at 10:16 amI posted the dolphin video, I thought you’d like it!
13 years ago at 1:54 pmIs SAE just lower-middle tier rapers at every school?
13 years ago at 10:25 amNow that I think about it, that Pants off dance one is SAE too, you can see the “E” on the right. Looks like the roofies are just about to finish the job on her.
13 years ago at 10:29 amFuck Romney
13 years ago at 10:29 am^ Go lynch yourself
13 years ago at 10:39 am^^^^ Yes.
13 years ago at 10:54 amLittered with try hards just like Sigma Chi
13 years ago at 12:27 pm^^^^^^right, becuase SAE is a bunch of “lower-middle tier rapers” at Bama…these fuckin’ new row guys just don’t get it
13 years ago at 1:51 pmhttp://www.brobible.com/college/article/drunk-sae-alumni-vanderbilt-damage-email
13 years ago at 9:29 pmBRO WTH? why all the SAE hate this week? we could beat your ass
13 years ago at 8:11 amSigEp > SAE
13 years ago at 3:12 pmMiss Texas needs to call me maybe…
13 years ago at 10:29 amNew Mexico is looking pretty good, and that is the first time that phrase has ever been used
13 years ago at 11:02 am^^cool name bro.
13 years ago at 4:42 pmI think he mean’t robin’
13 years ago at 9:42 pmI’d call any of the girls in the Miami video except one. I think we all know which one I’m talking about
13 years ago at 10:29 am^This guy
13 years ago at 10:46 amThe black one?
13 years ago at 10:47 amtook the words right out of my mouth
13 years ago at 11:06 am^^Ya’ll , lets be respectful and call Mammy by her name, not “the black one”.
13 years ago at 11:46 am^ this fucking guy.
13 years ago at 1:13 pm^^
13 years ago at 1:40 pmDonald Trump. FAF.
13 years ago at 10:36 am