FAIL FRIDAY: Failentine’s Day
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Giving my girlfriend the cleanest asshole in the midwest. TFM.
What a sweet early Valentine’s Day present.
“Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.” -Abe Lincoln. TFM.
Honest Abe always kept it real.
Yelling, “TFM!” as you give the hottest girl at the party a wedgie. TFM.
$50 says he woke up next to her the following morning.
I met Frankie Muniz once. TFM.
Tight.
Wearing your rival fraternity’s letters when you shop with your slam at Whole Foods. TFM.
Well played.
Not being allowed within 500 feet of your the middle school tutoring program your fraternity is participating in. TFM.
Because you’re a pederast.
Barfing all over your bed with a fat dip in while banging a slut doggy at 4am on a Wednesday. TFM.
Sounds like you’re a highly enjoyable lay.
“Your father and I are getting a divorce,” as you nod your head and hand your mom a drink as you lead her to your room. TFM.
Incest is frat.
Using your black bros 12-incher as a shake weight in between lectures because your class schedule is a bit too busy on Mondays to hit the gym but you both know it’s just for the workout not a gay thing at all. TFM.
It’s not gay; it’s brotherhood.
Pushing so hard when you poop with a lip in that you rupture an artery and prolapse your anus. TFM.
Well, my Friday is ruined.
Why in the heck would a group of guys take a nude photo together?
11 years ago at 12:25 pmYou’re obviously not a Pike.
11 years ago at 7:25 pmIn the true love pic is that a guy and a girl or two dudes with one wearing a skirt?
11 years ago at 12:29 pmNo tke 2 weeks in a row, what is this witchcraft?
11 years ago at 12:36 pmPerfect timing on the post, intern. I have high hopes for you now.
11 years ago at 12:40 pmAnyone wanting to have a good time, call (478) 957-6457. Its an ex who had sex with one of my brothers and I need some guys to blow up her phone. Send her gross scrotum pics or butthole picks. Whatever you want to send, do it, it would be greatly appreciated.
11 years ago at 12:53 pmCan I get a first name? I have an idea
11 years ago at 3:59 pmIt’s a dude. His name is Jake. Search the number in Facebook and his profile will come up.
11 years ago at 9:41 amYour brother was the one who violated your trust, not your ex. Learn how to deal with your problems like an adult
11 years ago at 9:48 amSo now all you have to do to get on fail friday is throw up?
11 years ago at 12:57 pmLove story video is funnier than any video posted on here in the last 2 months, at the very least.
11 years ago at 1:06 pmWhats her last name? I’m going to pretend I’m a doctor and tell her you have gonnorhea and she should get checked out.
11 years ago at 1:06 pmBuying two Mustangs that are your fraternity’s colors… Actually kind of is a TFM
11 years ago at 1:32 pmMustangs are by no means my definition of Frat. POS steerring and suspension, complete garbage interior and they handle like a waterbed. And oh by the way, those are shitty mustangs in the picture. 6 cylinder, no turbo, tuned waaaayyyyy down for gas mileage. There is nothing cool about those 2 mustangs, except the badge. 69 Fastback is the only Frat mustang
11 years ago at 1:27 pmStruck out chasing pussy so decided to fuck a table. TpikeM
11 years ago at 1:34 pm