FAIL FRIDAY: Failure Is Not An Option
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Having a Yeti sticker on your truck but not owning a Yeti. TFM.
It’s a lifestyle, man. It’s not even about coolers anymore.
Hello! I am currently 20 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me but I promise you I’m different. On July 5th, I’m moving to Antarctica, home of the greatest walruses. I’ve been sliding on my stomach everywhere I go as part of my training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. TFM.
Can we just stop right now? Do I need to do the rest of the column?
Getting addicted to pain pills after a back injury that you got from fuckin’. TFM.
There’s no better way to obtain a back injury.
Riding around with the windows rolled down yelling, “I eat ass!” at everyone you pass. TFM.
Is that the hook of a hot new rap song I haven’t heard?
I’ll literally suck your dick to cumpletion for a bid. TFM.
That’s not necessary, sir.
The horrified look on her face as she unzips your pants and sees a solid 4″ frat goblin. TFM.
Never heard anyone refer to their dick as a goblin.
Never fully trusting a girl cause I know a rapper with a big wang could steal her at any moment. TFM.
Stay woke.
The smell of her pant suit after she gives a huge presentation in front of the class. TFM.
What? Seriously, what?
Getting away with manslaughter because the kid u hit with ur boat was a penniless geed and ur dad is a lawyer. TFM.
Jesus, dude.
If my frock could talk it would say “fee fi fo fum I’m gonna pee inside your bum” TMF
And that’ll do it for today’s TMFs.
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About fucking time Intern only missed my morning shit by 6 hours
9 years ago at 4:19 pm…and 7 days
9 years ago at 4:23 pmFlorida girls back up that point about “rappers.”
9 years ago at 4:24 pmYou still owe us 5 of these.
9 years ago at 4:25 pmNever forget
9 years ago at 4:37 pmThe kid who got hit in the nuts totally deserves it with a stance and swing like that. Stiffer than Dorn at a preschool daycare
9 years ago at 4:27 pmOkay that lambda chi hand sign bullshit isn’t even a thing. For fucks sake..
9 years ago at 4:29 pmCongrats, you posted this after my workday already ended so I have no need for it
9 years ago at 4:29 pmWhat good is a Fail Friday is not read on a work computer while avoiding real work?
9 years ago at 9:45 pmTotally agree with the rapper comment. Constantly in fear of Little Wayne is going to steal my girl.
9 years ago at 4:33 pmThe real mayor of weinerville would never make such a claim
9 years ago at 4:39 pmBathtub gun picture is a win, also I can’t believe you’ve never seen the stupid walrus copypasta
9 years ago at 4:33 pmIt’s only a win if he shoots his dick off by accident
9 years ago at 4:39 pmI’m not scratching my guns like that. If they get a mark it was from use, not throwing a pile of guns on the biggest tryhard in the house
9 years ago at 4:46 pmThis is why natural selection is a good thing
9 years ago at 9:22 pmPosing in a bathtub is NF.
9 years ago at 5:15 pmThe kid who shaved his eyebrows has such a punchable face it’s ridiculous.
9 years ago at 4:35 pmJust a FYI: Get rid of the wall
9 years ago at 4:39 pmYMBNH
9 years ago at 9:31 pmClassic!
9 years ago at 10:31 pm