FAIL FRIDAY: Failure Is Not An Option
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Having a Yeti sticker on your truck but not owning a Yeti. TFM.
It’s a lifestyle, man. It’s not even about coolers anymore.
Hello! I am currently 20 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me but I promise you I’m different. On July 5th, I’m moving to Antarctica, home of the greatest walruses. I’ve been sliding on my stomach everywhere I go as part of my training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. TFM.
Can we just stop right now? Do I need to do the rest of the column?
Getting addicted to pain pills after a back injury that you got from fuckin’. TFM.
There’s no better way to obtain a back injury.
Riding around with the windows rolled down yelling, “I eat ass!” at everyone you pass. TFM.
Is that the hook of a hot new rap song I haven’t heard?
I’ll literally suck your dick to cumpletion for a bid. TFM.
That’s not necessary, sir.
The horrified look on her face as she unzips your pants and sees a solid 4″ frat goblin. TFM.
Never heard anyone refer to their dick as a goblin.
Never fully trusting a girl cause I know a rapper with a big wang could steal her at any moment. TFM.
Stay woke.
The smell of her pant suit after she gives a huge presentation in front of the class. TFM.
What? Seriously, what?
Getting away with manslaughter because the kid u hit with ur boat was a penniless geed and ur dad is a lawyer. TFM.
Jesus, dude.
If my frock could talk it would say “fee fi fo fum I’m gonna pee inside your bum” TMF
And that’ll do it for today’s TMFs.
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9 years ago at 4:39 pmhoe
9 years ago at 5:24 pmProud stanlee account could be great. Don’t fuck this up.
9 years ago at 9:31 pmThese lip tattoos need to come to an end.
9 years ago at 4:40 pmYou still owe us 5 BUT.. I’m glad you’re keeping up the trend of not doing ask intern shit stain
9 years ago at 4:42 pmBro she’s back in a week, she’s just on vacation.
9 years ago at 6:56 pmHer entire life is likely a vacation, as it is for most college girls that are >6
9 years ago at 7:17 pmWhere the fuck do you get off rating intern sharkesha higher than a 6? Are you on the autism spectrum or do you just need glasses?
9 years ago at 12:32 am6.01.
9 years ago at 9:50 amYou should take a vacation from this app for the rest of your life
9 years ago at 8:16 pmJust making sure you weren’t getting your hopes up bud.
9 years ago at 9:44 pmThe Hillary comment was a tfm…just needed to crop a couple lines up
9 years ago at 4:46 pmFinally
9 years ago at 4:46 pmWalruses don’t live in Antarctica.
9 years ago at 5:06 pmNerd
9 years ago at 7:22 pmThe pee pants shotgun was honestly hilarious
9 years ago at 5:07 pmYou idiots are honestly going to recycle the same fail videos? Good God you suck.
9 years ago at 5:40 pmSomeone should see if Q is ok
9 years ago at 6:01 pmI’m just glad we don’t have to deal with intern squidward anymore
9 years ago at 6:43 pm