FAIL FRIDAY: Failure Is Not An Option

TFM Intern9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Having a Yeti sticker on your truck but not owning a Yeti. TFM.

It’s a lifestyle, man. It’s not even about coolers anymore.

Hello! I am currently 20 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me but I promise you I’m different. On July 5th, I’m moving to Antarctica, home of the greatest walruses. I’ve been sliding on my stomach everywhere I go as part of my training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. TFM.

Can we just stop right now? Do I need to do the rest of the column?

Getting addicted to pain pills after a back injury that you got from fuckin’. TFM.

There’s no better way to obtain a back injury.

Riding around with the windows rolled down yelling, “I eat ass!” at everyone you pass. TFM.

Is that the hook of a hot new rap song I haven’t heard?

I’ll literally suck your dick to cumpletion for a bid. TFM.

That’s not necessary, sir.

The horrified look on her face as she unzips your pants and sees a solid 4″ frat goblin. TFM.

Never heard anyone refer to their dick as a goblin.

Never fully trusting a girl cause I know a rapper with a big wang could steal her at any moment. TFM.

Stay woke.

The smell of her pant suit after she gives a huge presentation in front of the class. TFM.

What? Seriously, what?

Getting away with manslaughter because the kid u hit with ur boat was a penniless geed and ur dad is a lawyer. TFM.

Jesus, dude.

If my frock could talk it would say “fee fi fo fum I’m gonna pee inside your bum” TMF

And that’ll do it for today’s TMFs.

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