FAIL FRIDAY: Failure On Fleek
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Sitting down when you take a piss because your frock is too huge. TFM.
I don’t understand your logic. Doesn’t it drag in the water if you sit? Mine does.
When talking to a girl, you just attempt to have a normal conversation with her. TFM.
Fucking hilarious. Really great submission. Thanks so much.
Exclusively buying 70 page notebooks so I can rip one page out and only have 69 page notebooks. TFM.
Riveting stuff.
At the casino winning chips, pinching nips, taking dips, and splitting pussy lips. TFM.
Alright why don’t you just take it easy there, chief.
Your mom telling you that she went on a date with an alumni from your fraternity back in the day but he took her to a house party and left her to go make out with another chick. TFM.
Man, that’s seriously kinda a sad story. Your mom was probably really hurt.
25 years old…still not giving a fuck. TFM.
Wut?
She asked me to take a pic of her and her friend. I said, “Sure!” and then grabbed her phone, pulled my nuts out, took a picture of them, handed her phone back, and walked off. TFM.
I’m not certain, but I don’t think that’s what she was asking you to do.
When a young Jewish girl at a party is all like, “What the fuck guys, you read my diary?!” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your attic to bang. TFM.
Anne Frank jokes? That’s where we’re at now?
Throwing a party in your room with the slam still naked in your bed and the used condom on the floor so everyone knows what just went on. TFM.
That’s just straight up inconsiderate, kid.
Alright dude, I know my nipples are on fleek in this polo, but quit staring. TFM.
The word “fleek” should be tossed like a clay pigeon and blasted with a 12-gauge.
Bunker Trickshot Fail
BISMOD
Intern had to post this so early so he could show up on time for his rendezvous with Dorn in the men’s room.
11 years ago at 9:18 amSo the company policy is to put sailboats over a girls naked ass, but Dorn will allow a half dozen uncensored raw dude asses to be shown?
11 years ago at 9:18 amDorn isn’t in charge any more. I looked at the org chart and Bolen was promoted ahead of Dorn. Dorn is the JV media guy now.
11 years ago at 9:22 amTpowerM by Bolen.
I’m pretty sure the sailboats on the chicks is to cover the vagina. They should lose those boats as well.
11 years ago at 11:24 amThe Anne Frank one was hilarious
11 years ago at 9:18 amAm I dreaming? Before lunch?
I like it.
11 years ago at 9:18 amDidn’t know the intern had an intern
11 years ago at 9:24 amThis is what happens when you actually work on this the day before. You are still a sack of shit though.
11 years ago at 9:25 amforum topic: why would anyone tattoo their letters? I was always told that was disrespectful
11 years ago at 9:27 amAlmost every single fraternity has that banned in their national, if not chapter, bylaws. I know Pike does. 100% agree with you.
11 years ago at 9:35 amIt really bothers me when people tattoo letters on their ass. Now not only do you have them tattooed, you’re putting them beneath you. Idk random thought of the day I guess
11 years ago at 9:50 amWhat about ankle tats? I’ve never thought it was too much just to put your letters, black plain and small, on your ankle. My father’s generation had them.
11 years ago at 10:21 amThat being said, goobers at nationals in many fraternities have a lot of things banned.. underage drinking for one.
Soldiers and Marines tattoo their unit crests or the Globe and Anchor out of pride. Why is ok for one but not the other?
11 years ago at 9:48 amThat’s a good point. I feel like the marines is different then a fraternity though. Although what the hell would I know, I’m not a soldier.
11 years ago at 9:54 amJesus H. Christ, they really did hire a new writer.
11 years ago at 9:27 amTKEs in cargos. No surprise there.
11 years ago at 9:31 amFail Friday posted by 9:00 AM?
11 years ago at 9:35 am