FAIL FRIDAY: Failures Gonna Fail
10 years ago

[failFriday]

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Grinding your teeth like an alabaster clam grinds its shell together to show that girl you’ve been staring at all night you want to give her stink hole eskimo kisses. TFM.

You badly need counseling.

Fckin so many grls that your wiener hurts. TFM.

You mean masturbating too often.

Letting them know who’s dad owns the course by driving the cart on the green. TFM.

I hope your golf cart explodes with you in the driver’s seat.

My drive fades to the left. My handle pulls go vertical. And my dick swings to the right. I am TFM.

You are a loser.

Inviting your bro’s gf to make out when you’re drunk, and then offering your bro the chance to join you. TFM.

That’s not the kind of threesome you get props for.

Had a threesome with two english girls as they both simultaneously climaxed I screamed The British are Cumming. TFM.

This is the kind of threesome you get props for.

I might drive a Sentra, but I’ve got a YETI full of cold Bud Light, and I could fuck your bitch. TFM.

Guy is super insecure about his ride.

Jerking off into your desk drawer and waiting for it to harden like peanut brittle to feed the campus squirrels. TFM.

This is the kind of shit serial killers do.

My slam guzzles my frock vomit like my V8 guzzles gasoline. TFM.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Having throw pillows to show the geeds how classy your bed is. TFM.

“Man, check out those sick throw pillows. Dude’s bed is classy AF.” -Nobody

Come on, fellas. Youre embarassing yourselves.
Come on, fellas. You’re embarrassing yourselves.
Bunch of goobers in the grass.
Bunch of goobers in the grass.
Disgracing America.
Disgracing America.
Buddy youre scaring us.
Buddy, you’re scaring us.
Never a good sign when you crash next to a goat.
Never a good sign when you crash next to a goat.
Do less, chief.
Do less, chief.
Howd that work out for you?
How’d that tequila bong work out for you?
Sweet dreams.
Sweet dreams.
Probably shouldve sized up on that tank.
Probably should’ve sized up on that tank.
Atrocious rush tee.
Atrocious rush tee.
Dont ever make that face again.
Don’t ever make that face again.
Poor pledge.
Poor pledge.
The short shorts trend has gone too far.
The short shorts trend has gone too far.
Now watch him nae nae.
Now watch him nae nae.
Mother of God.
Mother of God.
House is in good shape.
House is in good shape.
Got a little something on your face, bruh.
Got a little something on your face, bruh.
lolz
lolz
Sex appeal off the charts.
Sex appeal off the charts.

Sorority Recruitment Video Gone Horribly Wrong

It would be sexist for us NOT to post this.

Where Ya George At?

Chaser

  3. fratmasterII

    For the last fucking time, we are not going to sign up for the mailing list. Do you job and post it on the site instead of emailing it. Oh, and #BlackballSteveHolt

    10 years ago at 12:17 pm
  5. Antebellum_Fratting

    To be fair the kid passed out next to the goat still has his phone and an upright cup.

    10 years ago at 12:20 pm
      1. Keep It Buttery

        That isn’t the real Steve Holt. The real one’s name is “SteveHolt”. The period is absent.

        10 years ago at 2:16 pm
  8. The Interns Mom

    Hi honey!

    You’re on your own for dinner tonight. Mommy has a date tonight with a man she met online. I really think he is the one! His name is Dan Regester and he said he was going to take me out for a nice seafood dinner!

    Love,
    Mom

    10 years ago at 12:33 pm
      1. geed_N_proud

        I’ve never understood why people make accounts, and make comments to purposefully get down voted.

        10 years ago at 3:27 pm
    2. The interns dad

      Fucking whore!!!!! Im going to have to beat my son again for this crap! Also I just picked up 7 grams of crack ill be smoking that waiting for you at home. Sons with me they dont drug test at tfm cause the companys a joke so hes been smoking that smack with me

      10 years ago at 9:33 am