FAIL FRIDAY: Fall Of Failure
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Being described as “the unidentified naked man terrorizing Walmart with a samurai sword.” TFM.
You do not want to be THAT guy.
I’m gonna fuck every girl on campus whether they like it or not. That’s called manifest destiny. TFM.
Nah son that’s called rape.
Snorting pre-workout to get hyped for the high school football game. TFM.
Why don’t you just cool your jets there, psycho.
To busy rageing with your bros to give a fuck about girls. TFM.
Didn’t really nail the whole “learning how to spell” thing either.
Breaking into zoo enclosures to artificially inseminate the pandas and get this whole “endangered” crap under control. TFM.
Pretty odd hobby, if you ask me.
Designating a specific finger for each girl at the party and easily distinguishing each one by smell. TFM.
You’re pretty sick, Chubbs.
Went to a barbecue restaurant with my brother while I was home this weekend. When we saw the smoker my father said the only thing he loves more than a big rack of ribs is a big rack of tits. My 9 year old brother was right there. TFM.
Please, I’m begging you, stop talking forever.
Giving gay dudes chubbies because your wearing Chubbies. TFM.
Arousing members of the same sex with your unnecessarily short shorts. TFM.
First night on the town: left from library, 12 drinks, 2 b-day parties, danced with 3 girls, 2 girls tried to take me home, 2 rivaling frat brothers tried to fight me, got drug away, home at 4am. TFM.
Tight bro hell of a night bro.
Touching hella girls #boobs #fratmove
Please leave. Just go.
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Did you post this so early because you wanted to be able to fit in the other Fail Friday you owe us?
10 years ago at 9:02 amThis might be the first Fail Friday without “Man down” as a caption. And it was up in time for my morning shit. I would congratulate the intern on a job well done, but there’s no way you did this without help. So go fuck yourself.
10 years ago at 9:20 amI go to uncc and phi Sig is one of the biggest goober fraternities here and that rush video just solidified their bid as lower tier. If you’re reading this phi Sig thanks for making uncc look like shit
10 years ago at 9:24 amThe link doesn’t work anymore but I typed rush phi sig in YouTube and dear god they’re all awful. I go to UNCC also btw and can confirm
10 years ago at 3:32 pmUp before lunch, it’s a fucking Christmas miracle
10 years ago at 9:28 amThat SAE double play was the funniest thing I’ve seen this morning.
10 years ago at 9:31 amThe pic of the DU at Iowa State pretty much sums it up. Historic chapter with a beautiful house that came back from suspension and now lets a co-ed learning community share their living space.
10 years ago at 9:48 amThe guy that shot the glitter casually touching her ass at the end to “brush the glitter off”
10 years ago at 10:04 amYou still owe us one
10 years ago at 10:09 amAlmost shit myself when I saw this was up this early.
10 years ago at 10:37 amI like to imagine that the Grandex staff forced the intern to stay up and keep working on this by using electric cattle prods. Probably not the case, but the thought makes me smile.
10 years ago at 10:52 am