FAIL FRIDAY: Father’s Day Edition
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, three photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Make sure she’s on the pill, you’re too young and drunk to procreate.

Dropped my current slam to get with one of those mini slams from Toddlers and Tiaras. TFM.
-Texas

Does your parole officer know you’re on TFM?

Earlier today, this slampiece at Wendy’s told me that they were out of chocolate frosty’s. I told her vanilla was okay and iced that slut. TFM.
-North Dakota

In contention for the ultimate white trash move.

Shot gunning Mountain Dew to stay on your A-Game during dry pledging. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

You’re going to get a headache if you don’t save some for tonight’s dorm sponsored Halo tourney.

Magneto telling Mystique that she was special to him in order to get a quick slam in before bed. TFM.
-Anonymous

Now we’ve got mutants pulling TFMs. No way.

I dont live in the south, I dont go to a school with a huge greek systems, and I am currently taking out student loans. Despite all this, I still frat hard and give applause to those who frat harder. Where ever you may be located. TFM.
-Canada

Vancouver is still mentally recovering from the loss of the Stanley Cup.

You know life’s good when your making more than your parents. TFM.
-Arizona

Are your parents retired? Are they on welfare? What’s going on here?

Being so drunk hungry and realizing that the $12 in my money clip wasn’t enough to cover the Taco Bell I just ordered. TFM.
-Indiana

Can’t afford the two Beefy Melt Burrito Big Boxes you ordered? Frat.

Made a pledge go to work for me at Chili’s. He got me fired so now I have to work at the Chili’s down the road that my uncle manages. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

Can’t send a pledge to work like you can to class, Chili’s guy.

Lit up a fattie on my old elementary school playground. TFM.
-California

Have you ever done the monkey bars…on weed?

Took home the girl at the general help desk at the dog tracks and got the clap. TFM.
-Georgia

So specific I almost believe it…


Never stood a chance.


About as fratty as it gets. TFM.


NF.

Don’t end up like these guys, or more than just your weekend will be ruined:

  7. Eighteen Fifty Five

    Fail Friday is starting to suck. There is no way people actually think these are TFMs. Hopefully they are just submitting these to get on Fail Friday.

    13 years ago at 3:11 pm
    2. TheMattOfFrat

      If your aspiration in life is to actually be on Fail Friday, you probably have a bid of any kind. Or a future of any kind for that matter.

      13 years ago at 6:08 pm
    4. The_Chilis_Guy

      I base a lot of these off my impressions of restaurant laborers and GDI facebook posts.

      Oh, and pikes.

      13 years ago at 9:36 pm
    6. law school srat star

      I hate the ones that purposely try to get on Fail Friday. I’d rather see the ones that were actual TFM attempts.

      13 years ago at 8:13 am
    3. Proper Frattire

      first pic knows how to rage till he cant walk down the stairs properly. FaF

      13 years ago at 5:04 pm
    4. The Standard

      You can’t be “raging” when you’re passed out. You can’t be “slamming” when you’re passed out. I’m sorry, I know you guys like to think that passing out means you drank so much and fratted so hard but really all it means is that you clocked out early and people took pictures to make fun of you or drew on you and made fun of you. I never hear anyone say, “Oh that guys the fucking man he always passes out 2 hours before everyone else does.”

      13 years ago at 5:47 pm
    6. Fraticus IV

      it may depend on how long he was drinking. but should be able to finish a 30 rack without passing out on the stairs

      13 years ago at 11:44 pm
    8. SWATup

      To retort to the standard, those who take pictures are the bitches who come back at 4 am to pick up their sisters from getting their pussies beat all night saving them from their degradable walk of shame. Thus, they come in the unlocked door and notice this child on the steps t the right, three more to the left on couches, the kitchen door with a hole in it, bear traps spread far and wide around corners strategically placed and ESPN still blaring Sportscenter till someone can’t stand the spins its creating to their dreams. Zero fucks.

      13 years ago at 1:38 am
  9. FratService

    OK TFM Intern…Although my ambitions in life are to NOT turn out like these dads, I thought this video was hilarious. A guy makes money and then it all goes to his daughters and his wife. Dead on. This video was obviously a joke and funny. Besides those unforgivable jorts.

    13 years ago at 3:15 pm
    6. amBROse_Burnside

      Agreed, that shit is so true. Obviously the video was not trying to be serious. Just some good old fashioned satire.

      13 years ago at 7:31 pm
    3. SouthernByGodsGrace

      Two fratstarts with their slampieces in bed about to take them to poundtown is FaF…

      13 years ago at 4:14 pm
    5. dclifford14

      I believe that there has to be three from the same Fraternity. However, this should count as an Inter-Fraternal event.

      13 years ago at 6:06 pm
    7. Brother Whiskey Dick

      There might be a tie with both of those schools, aww they took down the picture too. Word is FIU’s douche lesbo greek advisor got her panties in a bunch over the picture so the TFM pledge took it down. Being PC is NF.

      13 years ago at 9:35 pm