FAIL FRIDAY: Father’s Day Edition

Ten real submissions, three photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Make sure she’s on the pill, you’re too young and drunk to procreate.

Dropped my current slam to get with one of those mini slams from Toddlers and Tiaras. TFM.
-Texas

Does your parole officer know you’re on TFM?

Earlier today, this slampiece at Wendy’s told me that they were out of chocolate frosty’s. I told her vanilla was okay and iced that slut. TFM.
-North Dakota

In contention for the ultimate white trash move.

Shot gunning Mountain Dew to stay on your A-Game during dry pledging. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

You’re going to get a headache if you don’t save some for tonight’s dorm sponsored Halo tourney.

Magneto telling Mystique that she was special to him in order to get a quick slam in before bed. TFM.
-Anonymous

Now we’ve got mutants pulling TFMs. No way.

I dont live in the south, I dont go to a school with a huge greek systems, and I am currently taking out student loans. Despite all this, I still frat hard and give applause to those who frat harder. Where ever you may be located. TFM.
-Canada

Vancouver is still mentally recovering from the loss of the Stanley Cup.

You know life’s good when your making more than your parents. TFM.
-Arizona

Are your parents retired? Are they on welfare? What’s going on here?

Being so drunk hungry and realizing that the $12 in my money clip wasn’t enough to cover the Taco Bell I just ordered. TFM.
-Indiana

Can’t afford the two Beefy Melt Burrito Big Boxes you ordered? Frat.

Made a pledge go to work for me at Chili’s. He got me fired so now I have to work at the Chili’s down the road that my uncle manages. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

Can’t send a pledge to work like you can to class, Chili’s guy.

Lit up a fattie on my old elementary school playground. TFM.
-California

Have you ever done the monkey bars…on weed?

Took home the girl at the general help desk at the dog tracks and got the clap. TFM.
-Georgia

So specific I almost believe it…


Never stood a chance.


About as fratty as it gets. TFM.


NF.

Don’t end up like these guys, or more than just your weekend will be ruined:

    1. Taaka

      Not sure which is worse, the infestation of GDIs into the greek system, or the fact that they disrespect their fellow brothers in other chapters

      13 years ago at 3:56 pm
    2. Brother Whiskey Dick

      Taaka, with all due respect, every Fraternity nationally has bad chapters that are an embarrassment to the rest. We all have them, and I’m sure even your Fraternity has chapters around the nation that even you would be embarrassed about, and if you are telling me you wouldn’t be embarrassed it’s only because you are in one of those lower tier chapters yourself.

      13 years ago at 4:24 pm
    3. Bcs 1

      Im a pike, and after going to a nationals convention Ill be the first to “disrespect fellow brothers in other chapters” and I dont give a damn because 90% of the chapters there were most definitely lame as FUCK. I couldnt decide if I wanted to laugh at them or feel bad for them.

      So Taaka, youre about as cool as an Emory-Riddle Pike. Go sit on a lubed up fire hydrant

      13 years ago at 4:41 pm
  1. peacelovelyre

    Aw that video is so funny and pretty cute. The dad with his little twins with Little Mermaid swimsuits? So adorable.

    13 years ago at 3:33 pm
  2. Cupid

    And did anyone else notice the American flag in the first picture. Thrown to the side like a stripper panties. NF. Fuck you batman. Fuck you.

    13 years ago at 3:47 pm
  3. BoatmanCLCS

    That’s me in the AEPI shirt you guys are jokes for putting this on fail friday, maybe it’s because you all fail at getting decent chicks. I am actually dating that chick in that picture for two years now and graduated with a sick job.

    13 years ago at 4:56 pm
    1. the fratness monster

      ^^ He was talking about your above comment being FF material CLCS, not pointing out that the column is FF dumbass. Why you think it is fratty to post a pic of you making out with a slam whose face is barely showing, then whining about being on FF and revealing that you’ve been with her for 2 years is beyond me. Also, quit watching family guy and king of the hill, those shows do not accurately depict southerners. That would be like me saying all northerners are whiny liberals who think the American flag is offensive to others (although many are).

      13 years ago at 6:42 pm
    2. The Man

      The disrespect your shirt shows for women is entirely nf, and the thuggy way you popped your shirt shows how nf you are too..

      13 years ago at 7:46 pm
    3. Esponda

      As an AEPi, you are embarrassing our fraternity. Why pop that shirt while making out with your girlfriend? Is she a “stupid bitch?”

      13 years ago at 9:42 pm
    4. TX

      Why would you make your backdrop look like a New York subway graffiti? Hope you get banned from this site

      13 years ago at 7:31 am
    5. Joe DiMaggibro

      ^^Esponda, I’m also an AEPi and rush chair and am embarrassed by that photo. If I were to ever make a shirt remotely as ridiculous as that one, I pray that someone else in my chapter would have the decency to haze the shit out of me and make a real rush shirt.

      13 years ago at 10:50 am
    6. Esponda

      Joe DiMaggiBro, great name. I am also the rush chair of my chapter, and also a Yankees fan. Frat on sir.

      13 years ago at 3:50 pm
    7. BoatmanCLCS

      It’s an AEPI banner we had our pledges make…not sure how hazing our pledges isn’t frat but ok

      13 years ago at 2:59 pm
    8. BROoks_BROthers_1897

      Will someone please haze this GDI AEPi so he’ll shut up. Or at the very least tell all his halo friends what a whiny bitch he’s being.

      13 years ago at 5:30 pm
    9. BROoks_BROthers_1897

      Oh and by the way “Boatman,” Wal Mart is having a sale on the matching cargo shorts for your “stupid bitches” graphic tee.

      13 years ago at 5:33 pm
    10. BoatmanCLCS

      I stopped rockin cargos a few years ago I just stay fresh with capris now boy. Not from walmart either. That’s what a CLCS does mafucka. (Commercial lines coverage specialist).

      13 years ago at 9:53 pm
    11. Black and Yellow

      ^ “I stay fresh with the capris now boy” …. you honestly dont have a clue do you?

      motion to have him taken out back and shot?

      13 years ago at 10:11 pm
    12. BoatmanCLCS

      Haha “taken out back and shot” damn dude you are from the South huh. Don’t hate on ya boy from NJ just because my pimp hand is strong.

      13 years ago at 9:55 am
    13. Black and Yellow

      No “Brah” im not hating on any of your “Swagger” cause im sure you have “Mad game”.Really, I’d love to live in the ridiculous world you live in so I can get a glimpse at how cool it is to be you. Get real, Maybe you can get it through your thick, dumb, awful smelling turnpike skull that you are an embarrassment to your fraternity. Damn right I’m Southern, and I am damn proud of it. I am also proud of my proper up bringing. ie: knowing how to treat a woman, finishing my bourbon neat, and most importantly using proper grammer. Take a hint from the obvious fact that seems to repeat itself in every post above…. shut the fuck up, no one likes you, everyone thinks you’re a dumbass.

      13 years ago at 10:30 pm
    14. BoatmanCLCS

      It’s spelled “grammar”. GOT EMMMMMMMM. I got 99 problems but my swagger ain’t one.

      13 years ago at 5:53 pm
  4. rainbowsociety

    the best part about the one from Canada is that a TFM got submitted like a year ago that said the same thing. got a fucking million nice moves. blindly hating anything canadian, FaF

    13 years ago at 5:16 pm
    1. Otter

      I remember that one, and it was much better. This Canadian one just sounds pathetic.

      13 years ago at 7:49 pm
    2. James Sherrell

      That was also during the phase when many thought “icing” was cool. The Canadian thing is true also.

      13 years ago at 8:16 pm