FAIL FRIDAY: Father’s Day Edition
Ten real submissions, three photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Make sure she’s on the pill, you’re too young and drunk to procreate.
Dropped my current slam to get with one of those mini slams from Toddlers and Tiaras. TFM.
-Texas
Does your parole officer know you’re on TFM?
Earlier today, this slampiece at Wendy’s told me that they were out of chocolate frosty’s. I told her vanilla was okay and iced that slut. TFM.
-North Dakota
In contention for the ultimate white trash move.
Shot gunning Mountain Dew to stay on your A-Game during dry pledging. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
You’re going to get a headache if you don’t save some for tonight’s dorm sponsored Halo tourney.
Magneto telling Mystique that she was special to him in order to get a quick slam in before bed. TFM.
-Anonymous
Now we’ve got mutants pulling TFMs. No way.
I dont live in the south, I dont go to a school with a huge greek systems, and I am currently taking out student loans. Despite all this, I still frat hard and give applause to those who frat harder. Where ever you may be located. TFM.
-Canada
Vancouver is still mentally recovering from the loss of the Stanley Cup.
You know life’s good when your making more than your parents. TFM.
-Arizona
Are your parents retired? Are they on welfare? What’s going on here?
Being so drunk hungry and realizing that the $12 in my money clip wasn’t enough to cover the Taco Bell I just ordered. TFM.
-Indiana
Can’t afford the two Beefy Melt Burrito Big Boxes you ordered? Frat.
Made a pledge go to work for me at Chili’s. He got me fired so now I have to work at the Chili’s down the road that my uncle manages. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar
Can’t send a pledge to work like you can to class, Chili’s guy.
Lit up a fattie on my old elementary school playground. TFM.
-California
Have you ever done the monkey bars…on weed?
Took home the girl at the general help desk at the dog tracks and got the clap. TFM.
-Georgia
So specific I almost believe it…
Never stood a chance.
About as fratty as it gets. TFM.
NF.
Don’t end up like these guys, or more than just your weekend will be ruined:
i found that video fairly humorous as well
13 years ago at 3:31 pmAnother lame Pike chapter giving us a bad name…
13 years ago at 3:32 pmI think you misspelled all
13 years ago at 3:37 pmNot all Pikes are like that.
13 years ago at 3:43 pmI agree brother! Phi Phi
13 years ago at 3:49 pmPhi Phi, brother!
13 years ago at 3:53 pmNot sure which is worse, the infestation of GDIs into the greek system, or the fact that they disrespect their fellow brothers in other chapters
13 years ago at 3:56 pmTaaka, with all due respect, every Fraternity nationally has bad chapters that are an embarrassment to the rest. We all have them, and I’m sure even your Fraternity has chapters around the nation that even you would be embarrassed about, and if you are telling me you wouldn’t be embarrassed it’s only because you are in one of those lower tier chapters yourself.
13 years ago at 4:24 pmIm a pike, and after going to a nationals convention Ill be the first to “disrespect fellow brothers in other chapters” and I dont give a damn because 90% of the chapters there were most definitely lame as FUCK. I couldnt decide if I wanted to laugh at them or feel bad for them.
So Taaka, youre about as cool as an Emory-Riddle Pike. Go sit on a lubed up fire hydrant
13 years ago at 4:41 pm^ Explains why pike will always be the double processed beetle-shit they are
13 years ago at 12:17 pmAw that video is so funny and pretty cute. The dad with his little twins with Little Mermaid swimsuits? So adorable.
13 years ago at 3:33 pmThe bald, naked guy in the background of the second picture is frat as fuck
13 years ago at 3:34 pmHe’s too fat to care
13 years ago at 3:41 pmAnd did anyone else notice the American flag in the first picture. Thrown to the side like a stripper panties. NF. Fuck you batman. Fuck you.
13 years ago at 3:47 pmAnyone else notice the John Wall dance in the video?
13 years ago at 4:20 pmDad life shoutin out to UK!!!!
13 years ago at 4:24 pmkid falling down the stairs looks FaF
13 years ago at 4:26 pmDidn’t know head bands and batman boxers were FaF.
13 years ago at 4:55 pmThat’s me in the AEPI shirt you guys are jokes for putting this on fail friday, maybe it’s because you all fail at getting decent chicks. I am actually dating that chick in that picture for two years now and graduated with a sick job.
13 years ago at 4:56 pmCool story, bro
13 years ago at 5:05 pm^^Fail Friday?
13 years ago at 5:46 pmyes fail friday peyton fratting learn how to read you dumb southerner
13 years ago at 6:17 pmMy friends, Boatman’s post is the definition of “butthurt”.
13 years ago at 6:36 pm^^ He was talking about your above comment being FF material CLCS, not pointing out that the column is FF dumbass. Why you think it is fratty to post a pic of you making out with a slam whose face is barely showing, then whining about being on FF and revealing that you’ve been with her for 2 years is beyond me. Also, quit watching family guy and king of the hill, those shows do not accurately depict southerners. That would be like me saying all northerners are whiny liberals who think the American flag is offensive to others (although many are).
13 years ago at 6:42 pmThe disrespect your shirt shows for women is entirely nf, and the thuggy way you popped your shirt shows how nf you are too..
13 years ago at 7:46 pmYour albino skin and jail yard haircut are also not helping.
13 years ago at 8:09 pmAs an AEPi, you are embarrassing our fraternity. Why pop that shirt while making out with your girlfriend? Is she a “stupid bitch?”
13 years ago at 9:42 pm^ FaF
Oh and the spray painted banner in the background is NF.
13 years ago at 7:19 amWhy would you make your backdrop look like a New York subway graffiti? Hope you get banned from this site
13 years ago at 7:31 amGive Powder a break. He doesn’t know anything more than the basement.
13 years ago at 9:28 am^^Esponda, I’m also an AEPi and rush chair and am embarrassed by that photo. If I were to ever make a shirt remotely as ridiculous as that one, I pray that someone else in my chapter would have the decency to haze the shit out of me and make a real rush shirt.
13 years ago at 10:50 amJoe DiMaggiBro, great name. I am also the rush chair of my chapter, and also a Yankees fan. Frat on sir.
13 years ago at 3:50 pmIt’s an AEPI banner we had our pledges make…not sure how hazing our pledges isn’t frat but ok
13 years ago at 2:59 pmWill someone please haze this GDI AEPi so he’ll shut up. Or at the very least tell all his halo friends what a whiny bitch he’s being.
13 years ago at 5:30 pmOh and by the way “Boatman,” Wal Mart is having a sale on the matching cargo shorts for your “stupid bitches” graphic tee.
13 years ago at 5:33 pmI stopped rockin cargos a few years ago I just stay fresh with capris now boy. Not from walmart either. That’s what a CLCS does mafucka. (Commercial lines coverage specialist).
13 years ago at 9:53 pm^ “I stay fresh with the capris now boy” …. you honestly dont have a clue do you?
motion to have him taken out back and shot?
13 years ago at 10:11 pmHaha “taken out back and shot” damn dude you are from the South huh. Don’t hate on ya boy from NJ just because my pimp hand is strong.
13 years ago at 9:55 amNo “Brah” im not hating on any of your “Swagger” cause im sure you have “Mad game”.Really, I’d love to live in the ridiculous world you live in so I can get a glimpse at how cool it is to be you. Get real, Maybe you can get it through your thick, dumb, awful smelling turnpike skull that you are an embarrassment to your fraternity. Damn right I’m Southern, and I am damn proud of it. I am also proud of my proper up bringing. ie: knowing how to treat a woman, finishing my bourbon neat, and most importantly using proper grammer. Take a hint from the obvious fact that seems to repeat itself in every post above…. shut the fuck up, no one likes you, everyone thinks you’re a dumbass.
13 years ago at 10:30 pmIt’s spelled “grammar”. GOT EMMMMMMMM. I got 99 problems but my swagger ain’t one.
13 years ago at 5:53 pmlol the shirt still sucks.
13 years ago at 7:35 pmthe best part about the one from Canada is that a TFM got submitted like a year ago that said the same thing. got a fucking million nice moves. blindly hating anything canadian, FaF
13 years ago at 5:16 pmExactly what I was thinking
13 years ago at 5:55 pmI remember that one, and it was much better. This Canadian one just sounds pathetic.
13 years ago at 7:49 pmThat was also during the phase when many thought “icing” was cool. The Canadian thing is true also.
13 years ago at 8:16 pm