FAIL FRIDAY: Father’s Day Edition
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, three photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Make sure she’s on the pill, you’re too young and drunk to procreate.

Dropped my current slam to get with one of those mini slams from Toddlers and Tiaras. TFM.
-Texas

Does your parole officer know you’re on TFM?

Earlier today, this slampiece at Wendy’s told me that they were out of chocolate frosty’s. I told her vanilla was okay and iced that slut. TFM.
-North Dakota

In contention for the ultimate white trash move.

Shot gunning Mountain Dew to stay on your A-Game during dry pledging. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

You’re going to get a headache if you don’t save some for tonight’s dorm sponsored Halo tourney.

Magneto telling Mystique that she was special to him in order to get a quick slam in before bed. TFM.
-Anonymous

Now we’ve got mutants pulling TFMs. No way.

I dont live in the south, I dont go to a school with a huge greek systems, and I am currently taking out student loans. Despite all this, I still frat hard and give applause to those who frat harder. Where ever you may be located. TFM.
-Canada

Vancouver is still mentally recovering from the loss of the Stanley Cup.

You know life’s good when your making more than your parents. TFM.
-Arizona

Are your parents retired? Are they on welfare? What’s going on here?

Being so drunk hungry and realizing that the $12 in my money clip wasn’t enough to cover the Taco Bell I just ordered. TFM.
-Indiana

Can’t afford the two Beefy Melt Burrito Big Boxes you ordered? Frat.

Made a pledge go to work for me at Chili’s. He got me fired so now I have to work at the Chili’s down the road that my uncle manages. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

Can’t send a pledge to work like you can to class, Chili’s guy.

Lit up a fattie on my old elementary school playground. TFM.
-California

Have you ever done the monkey bars…on weed?

Took home the girl at the general help desk at the dog tracks and got the clap. TFM.
-Georgia

So specific I almost believe it…


Never stood a chance.


About as fratty as it gets. TFM.


NF.

Don’t end up like these guys, or more than just your weekend will be ruined:

    4. Brother Whiskey Dick

      Some slams just told me that the SigEp chapter at my university does this same thing. I guess it’s a national thing to put KY and whipped cream on your brothers.

      13 years ago at 3:31 pm
  10. Old South Gentleman

    Haha, “Have you ever done the monkey bars….on weed?” Good half-baked reference

    13 years ago at 12:50 am