FAIL FRIDAY: Father’s Day Edition
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, three photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Make sure she’s on the pill, you’re too young and drunk to procreate.

Dropped my current slam to get with one of those mini slams from Toddlers and Tiaras. TFM.
-Texas

Does your parole officer know you’re on TFM?

Earlier today, this slampiece at Wendy’s told me that they were out of chocolate frosty’s. I told her vanilla was okay and iced that slut. TFM.
-North Dakota

In contention for the ultimate white trash move.

Shot gunning Mountain Dew to stay on your A-Game during dry pledging. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

You’re going to get a headache if you don’t save some for tonight’s dorm sponsored Halo tourney.

Magneto telling Mystique that she was special to him in order to get a quick slam in before bed. TFM.
-Anonymous

Now we’ve got mutants pulling TFMs. No way.

I dont live in the south, I dont go to a school with a huge greek systems, and I am currently taking out student loans. Despite all this, I still frat hard and give applause to those who frat harder. Where ever you may be located. TFM.
-Canada

Vancouver is still mentally recovering from the loss of the Stanley Cup.

You know life’s good when your making more than your parents. TFM.
-Arizona

Are your parents retired? Are they on welfare? What’s going on here?

Being so drunk hungry and realizing that the $12 in my money clip wasn’t enough to cover the Taco Bell I just ordered. TFM.
-Indiana

Can’t afford the two Beefy Melt Burrito Big Boxes you ordered? Frat.

Made a pledge go to work for me at Chili’s. He got me fired so now I have to work at the Chili’s down the road that my uncle manages. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

Can’t send a pledge to work like you can to class, Chili’s guy.

Lit up a fattie on my old elementary school playground. TFM.
-California

Have you ever done the monkey bars…on weed?

Took home the girl at the general help desk at the dog tracks and got the clap. TFM.
-Georgia

So specific I almost believe it…


Never stood a chance.


About as fratty as it gets. TFM.


NF.

Don’t end up like these guys, or more than just your weekend will be ruined:

  2. Godandgunsaregood

    That d-bag from Arizona, “You know life’s good when your making —–

    Stop right there. If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, there is no way YOU’RE making more money than your parents, welfare or not. Poor grammar, NF.

    13 years ago at 1:13 am
  3. Vanilla Fratpack

    the last picture makes me want to compare pike to sig ep so bad….not
    but still, this just gives more proof that sig ep is slowly creeping their way towards the Pike title, Interbrother whip cream shots is FAF

    13 years ago at 2:14 am
  4. BROnonia_Docet

    would’ve been funnier if the dudes in the last picture were wearing batman boxers like the guy in the first picture.

    13 years ago at 2:52 am
  8. USS Hazer

    Way to go guys in the last picture. You’re a complete and utter embarassment to Sig Ep and life. I used to be against abortion, then I saw that picture. Hope your mothers find that coat hanger before they try to pro-create again.

    13 years ago at 11:21 am