FAIL FRIDAY: Fear And Loathing
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Showing up to tailgate wearing a clown costume and going around asking babes if they want to see “It.” TFM.
This is how you wind up in country getting your ass kicked while dressed as a clown.
Been blind every since I stared directly into the eclipse for several minutes but the good news is I can take home slam pigs and not even know they’re hideous freaks. TFM.
That’s one way to lower your standards for the sake of quantity.
Throwing up all over the dime sitting in front of you in the football stadium to get her attention. TFM.
A bold strategy.
On weekends I send Snapchats of my butthole to everyone I know. TFM.
This might tarnish your reputation amongst your social circle.
Butt-bonging whiskey on the green of the 9th hole while the course marshal looks on in disgust. TFM.
Fairly certain this will get you blackballed from even the shittest of munies.
Covering your nipples in Tabasco sauce and telling her to milk you like a goat. TFM.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Being known around campus as the sheriff of ass eating. TFM.
Tell me you wear a sheriff’s badge that just says “ASS EATER.”
Last place in our fantasy football league has to get a Nazi Swastika tattooed on his grundle. TFM.
You guys should probably come up with a different punishment.
Always giving a bid to one super fat kid so you can have someone to do the Truffle Shuffle during lineups because it arouses you. TFM.
This was relatively normal until that last part where you became sexually turned on.
The new pledges thought their pledge trainer was the one to fear until he went out of town for the weekend and I let them meet Captain Winky. (Captain Winky is my enormous schlong.) TFM.
Keep Captain Winky in your pants, you sicko.
Chaser
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7 years ago at 7:07 pmTL;DR- bring back older style writing for the newer demographic, this website is going to shit
Rant: Very little on this website is even frat/Greek/college related anymore. Honestly some reposts or even rewriting of some content from long ago, would sit well with newer members, the new members coming in now were still learning to control their boners and growing boobs when the good stuff was being written. And shits changed over the years, kids coming to college are going to have a different experience than I did 5 years ago when I started college (IMO butttstuff 2k14 was the last decent year before sjw pussies really got out of control and changed things). Just figure this grandex, I honestly don’t want to see this website crash
7 years ago at 2:26 am