FAIL FRIDAY: Fireworks Safety
Ten real submissions, eleven photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Playing Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair” at a children’s cancer ward. TFTC.
-Oregon
Playing that song anywhere is wrong, but you just crossed the line.
I shot my uncle that touched me when I was little with a Roman candle and took out his fucking eye! TFM.
–California
Revenge is a dish best served with fireworks.
It’s not rape if it’s underwater. TFM.
-Wisconsin
Wow, I did not know that. This is a real game-changer. Thanks counselor!
I like my women like I like my scotch, 18 years old and mixed up with coke. TFM.
-Alabama
What kind of trailer trash retard mixes Coke with scotch?
Hey I just got here, and this is crazy, but here’s my TFM, so post it maybe. TFM.
–Texas
I hate you so very, very much.
Getting into “I’m not pressing the ‘next’ button” wars with naked dudes on chat roulette. TFM.
–DeVry University
The kids at DeVry University are fratting hard week in and week out. The rest of you should take notes.
Bill Gates sliced his 5-iron so hard that he ended up in my fairway. I asked him why he named his company after his dick. TFM.
–Utah
Putting your flaccid penis into geed’s cargo pockets. TFM.
–Illinois
While the mental image is hilarious, this is just fucking weird.
Had a shacker last night. I sleep walked and peed on her face. She screamed. I woke up and said, “Does it taste like America?” TFM.
–Indiana
You will live a short and lonely life.
Celebrating the Fourth of July by Eiffel Towering your half-French cousin with your dad. TFM.
–Arkansas
God Bless the USA.
If you want to ensure potential employers take you seriously, get ear gauges.
I don’t know what’s going on here, but the guy on the right scares me.
“Beds are taken? Fuck it, I’ll fold myself up on this table.”
I would legitimately not talk shit to these guys.
Apparently this was his move out day. That’s not a good feeling.
No, but folding your hands under your biceps makes you look more yolked in pictures.
The video that has the entire country laughing at Texas A&M:
They deleted it from YouTube, but here’s a link to the original video.
Unrivaled collection of fireworks fails:
Bar Rafaeli Chaser:
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I pray Louisiana Tech beats the fuck out of you.
12 years ago at 8:27 pmIm proud of my brothers sure there not the typical “Frat” man but hey brothers are brothers…ill take my laps
12 years ago at 8:53 pmAwwww, he loves his geeds. :,)
12 years ago at 9:07 pmits called brotherhood? Maybe you should try it sometime, but again nice effort tho
12 years ago at 9:13 pmFor any of you guys talking down on the Pi Kappsa t FIU, you should know they’re THE fraternity on that campus. So if you have a chapter at FIU, be embarrassed since those guys are better than your brothers.
12 years ago at 9:51 pmHaving a chapter at FIU. NF.
And if you are proud of your “brothers” who literally look more like a gang than a fraternity, there is something wrong. If you had a chapter colonized that decided they wanted girls, would you be proud of them too?
12 years ago at 2:32 pmif you look at a fraternity its made up of all men so you need to look at the ideals of your founding fathers and creed….and 2 we are biased about gender we accpet men of all walks of life, not women so fuck you and get with a real fraternity, if you had a black brother wear your letters would you shun him? yea i can see why you joined your so called “Brotherhood”
12 years ago at 7:29 pmODH
12 years ago at 1:52 amwho the fuck is rushing these kids? what a disgrace…
12 years ago at 10:03 pmMotion to add a ESPN Not Top 10 style “Worst of the Worst” feature?
12 years ago at 10:39 pmNo.
12 years ago at 1:21 amTKEs are bottom tier.
12 years ago at 2:36 amBottom*. Don’t even need to add tier.
12 years ago at 2:39 pmThe guy that light a firework on his bare ass TFTC
12 years ago at 6:39 amVoodoo donuts in Eugene. That maple bacon bar and the one with chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreos are the tits.
12 years ago at 9:17 amFuck me this was posted on the wrong column. Laps taken….
12 years ago at 9:22 amThey can post that picture but they can’t post the butt pee picture ? I still won’t believe it until I see it.
12 years ago at 11:08 pmI have to say I found the “so post it maybe” one quite amusing, and I f-ing hate that song
12 years ago at 3:19 pmKinda weird that the cancer one made me laugh harder than the actual submissions that made it this week put together
12 years ago at 11:27 pmYou’re welcome.
12 years ago at 10:17 pm