FAIL FRIDAY: Forever Alone
Ten real submissions, 22 photos, and five videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Had to make the tough choice between wiping or pulling my pants up so I could make it to the dance floor in time to hit the Quan. After a new pair of underwear, I think I made the right choice. TFM.
If your options are to not shit your pants or hit the Quan, you hit the Quan.
Trimmed my pubes a little too close now I look like I freakin’ 5 year old. TFM.
So now making your pubic region look like you’re 5 years old is a TFM.
3-hole punching a stack of 30 papers in the library as you wink at the freshman girl next to you causing her to moan and bite her lip. TFM.
Super weird fetish for a chick to have.
Doing community service as a punishment for theft and proceeding to steal something from said community service event. TFM.
You might have a problem.
Making your girlfriend get a palate expander. TFM.
The sickness — it’s in your head.
Intentionally exposing yourself to carcinogens to get cancer so that your doctor will give you exogenous testosterone during chemo so that you’ll make some serious, but ethical, gains. So frat, so college. TFM.
There has to be a better way to gain.
Yeah I’m probably on surfing the net, but I won’t hesitate to steal your girl. TFM.
We’re all real scared.
“You can take the boy out of the south, but you can never take the south out of the boy.” -Native Coloradoan. TFM.
Kindly drink bleach.
My dick could’ve been an Abercrombie models in the late 1990s: hairless, muscular and good looking. TFm.
Weird comparison to make, but okay.
Got my foreskin caught in the door this morning. Not a good start to my fray (frat day). TFM.
I can’t think of a worse way to start the fray.
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This week we checked out the Yeti Campus Stories app and found some extra gems. Be sure to check out Yeti if you don’t already have it. This week’s fail photos and videos we found on Yeti are below.
Alpha Sigma Phi – Buttons
7 Minutes Without A Single Chick
Chaser
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I was hoping for a Fail Friday that would make up for the hooplah that went down this week. I was sadly disappointed.
9 years ago at 7:45 amHOOOOOPLAAA
9 years ago at 7:55 amDamn you, somehow this is funny.
9 years ago at 8:36 amAnd your name isn’t funny
9 years ago at 9:17 amYour name is hilarious, cockbite.
9 years ago at 9:40 amWe should’ve gotten double since you deprived us from it last Friday.
9 years ago at 4:45 pmSounds like a lot of hoopla over a missed Fail Friday, right? WRONG
9 years ago at 9:18 amMore random accounts like this, followed by their signature catch phrases, will flood TFM if it hasn’t already
9 years ago at 10:09 amI AM GROOT (I couldn’t agree with you more)
9 years ago at 10:47 amNo
9 years ago at 1:11 pmThe man with no profile picture has got a good point. What do you think about this Murtaugh?
9 years ago at 10:54 amUgh I’m getting too old for this shit.
9 years ago at 10:54 amGood to see Marshall Alpha Sig staying relevant as the biggest goobers in Fail Friday.
9 years ago at 8:12 am4th pic down, SAE kid on the left looks like a fat Zac Efron with downs
9 years ago at 8:15 amIs it really that hard to make up for the two missed fail fridays? Just go to various Pike chapters across the country and start taking pictures.
9 years ago at 8:25 amThis was a pathetic attempt.
9 years ago at 8:31 amCan we take a moment to reflect on the Beta Delta member with a 1293 tattoo? What is that, his initiation number? And who the fuck gets that tatted.
9 years ago at 8:32 amSomeone who the chapter was really close to dropping, didn’t then spent the next 6 years regretting it.
9 years ago at 10:16 amWhat chapter is he from?
9 years ago at 11:46 amIt’s called reading.
9 years ago at 3:00 pmI’m inky supposed this wasn’t a repost.
9 years ago at 8:46 amThe goober in the first photo got me bursting out in laughter
9 years ago at 8:57 amYou are a goober
9 years ago at 9:08 amStop trying kid
9 years ago at 10:12 amFight me.
9 years ago at 11:10 amThis wasn’t worth watching the ad that popped up before I could read it. Fuck you intern, I hope you had a shitty Thanksgiving.
9 years ago at 9:06 am