FAIL FRIDAY: Frat And Boujee
Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
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Trying to get my new clothing brand going called “Big Dick Frat God” and I’m accepting funding hit me up let’s build fam. TFM.
I fuck with the vision.
When your fuck action has been compared to that of a wildebeest. TFM.
Maybe chill out and stop boning like a wildebeest.
Thinking back to pledge lineups and stroking your dingaling while you sing pledge tunes of old. TFM.
You might have some weird fetish form of PTSD.
When your parents didn’t teach you to always wipe away from your balls so you’ve had a smelly taint for over a decade. TFM.
Come on man this is ass-wiping 101.
Going to Mancun for spring break in search of a dude to bust up your backside. TFM.
I personally hope you find whatever it is you’re looking for.
The worst hazing I endured was having to wait to hug my brothers for life until initiation. TFM.
Bows and toes are nothing compared to being denied the affection of your true friends.
Going up to every girl at the party and asking them how much they weigh to narrow your scope. TFM.
That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. We’ll see how it plays out for him.
Chuggin’ a bottle of Gatorade, then shotgunning a can of V8, then bonging a fresh protein smoothie. TFM.
Ain’t no party like a health freak party ’cause a health freak party don’t start.
Needing to be called racial slurs during sexual intercourse to be able to finish. TFM.
You have deep-seated emotional issues.
Only wearing shorts that are tight enough that people can see the outline of your junk when you sit down. TFM.
Ladies love being able to see what you’re working with without actually having to see what you’re working with.
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That fat fuck may be the most normal looking dude in the picture.
8 years ago at 7:55 amIdk “will it happen, probably,” sounded like a TFM to me.
8 years ago at 7:57 amHannah Ferguson > Chrissy Teigen
8 years ago at 8:04 amChange Gamecube to N64 and make it during the middle of the day, and you get yourself the laziest fucking philanthropy ever. Philanthropy is all about being lazy.
8 years ago at 8:18 amYou say lazy, I say efficient
8 years ago at 11:23 amIf you were downstairs in your chapter’s house at like 3 AM, and one of your brothers challenged the entire drunken group to a lettuce eating race, you would pass on the competition? Sounds like someone I wouldn’t want to hangout with.
8 years ago at 8:24 amHard pass.
8 years ago at 11:23 amBut the difference is that they were all sober and it was an organized event. You’re bringing up a completely different scenario
8 years ago at 11:57 amSounds like a great bonding activity the pledges can be voluntold to do
8 years ago at 2:11 pmI refuse to believe you haven’t received a single heater flip fail video.
8 years ago at 8:26 amDeep-seated?… What type of retard are you??
8 years ago at 8:36 amThe kind that is the backbone of TFM.
8 years ago at 8:52 amHelp yourself to a fucking English book.
8 years ago at 9:54 amI don’t know, wildebeest fuck action seems pretty frat to me
8 years ago at 10:00 amVideo puker played it off like a boss. Didn’t stain the pants or the shoes. Well done bro
8 years ago at 10:40 amWtf is wrong with the guy on the right? Dude looks like he just shot up some heroin before the pic.
8 years ago at 11:14 am