FAIL FRIDAY: Frat Filters
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Walking into class with your fight song blaring from your laptop, and when the teacher asks what the hell you’re doing, responding “Go Cocks” and walking right back out the door. TFM.
-South Carolina
Why even go?
When a girl is all like “I was in a car accident when I was 17 and the head injury I got makes me have seizures if I get to excited” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
You have no soul.
Wearing a rush shirt for a frat that isn’t the frat that you’re known for representing and every asking what the hell you were thinking! TFM.
-Louisiana
What a goof!
Getting her so blackout drunk she misses her chemotherapy. TFTC!
-New York
Quit enabling that cancer patient.
Catching up on “Life According to Jimmy” while doing doggy style with the slam. TFM.
-Arizona
Watching funny boys on YouTube while making love to your girlfriend. TFM.
Pledge asked me, “Can I go to my dorm?” I said, “I don’t know, can you?” TFM.
-New York
Woah! Take the hazing down a notch, bro! You’re hazing his fucking balls off!
Stick to your wine coolers, geeds. I’ll be over here crushing pizza, slamming brews, and finger-blasting assholes. TFM.
-Virginia
That’s what the frat life is all about.
Unplugging ICU patients’ life support machines then plugging them back in and saying, “got ya” during your internship at the hospital. TFM.
-New York
Doesn’t seem like anything could go horribly wrong with this prank.
Spending two hours in a bathtub with an 8 ball of the choicest Peruvian fish-scale while “Africa” by Toto is playing on a constant loop. TFM.
-California
Sounds like a pretty laid back Tuesday afternoon to a baller like me.
I got my letters engraved onto my Xbox controller so when I go to gaming conventions, everyone knows that I frat as hard as I game. TFM.
-Virginia
I bet your gamertag is “Ep1cFr4tst4rPwn4g3.”
Pretty sure there’s an extra “R” in there.
Face needs hazing.
Mangina puke.
Permanent Polo.
Sex appeal personified.
Run Mallory! RUN!
That filter is frat.
Acrobatic assholes.
Fear the beard.
Using your imagination during playtime. TFM.
I like how the Golf Ball hazes the guy in Cargo pants.
12 years ago at 2:08 pmWhat is that whale doing outside of Sea World?
12 years ago at 2:08 pmWHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHASER GODDAMMIT
12 years ago at 2:08 pmhttp://i.imgur.com/5ZrKBsb.gif?1
12 years ago at 2:22 pmhttp://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/KateUptonGif.gif
12 years ago at 3:44 pmhttp://i.imgur.com/2DqTDEC.gif
12 years ago at 5:57 pm^ I laughed.
12 years ago at 6:04 pm^^^ i miss “skinny” Kate
12 years ago at 5:33 pmhttp://youtu.be/AMP87xvj7AA
12 years ago at 12:52 amInsinuating that geeds only drink wine coolers. TFM
12 years ago at 2:08 pmWhat’s worse, how late the Intern is every fucking week or how hard SFPL tries? Fuck them both, but especially the intern because I got an infection from holding in my morning shit so long.
12 years ago at 2:08 pm3 the fucking O’clock? I never was one to say this but FUCK YOU INTERN!
12 years ago at 2:09 pmIt only two until 3 fucking pm eastern for you to do your only job of the week. You would have been better off a cum stain on the wall, intern. It’s a shame your dad didn’t pull out.
12 years ago at 2:09 pmTook* angry rage type, laps taken
12 years ago at 2:10 pmTook long enough. I say we tie the intern up, hang him upside down, and cut off his manhood django unchained style.
12 years ago at 2:09 pmWhere’s the fucking chaser?
12 years ago at 2:09 pmNo chaser, motherfucker?
12 years ago at 2:10 pm