FAIL FRIDAY: Frat Filters

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Walking into class with your fight song blaring from your laptop, and when the teacher asks what the hell you’re doing, responding “Go Cocks” and walking right back out the door. TFM.
-South Carolina

Why even go?

When a girl is all like “I was in a car accident when I was 17 and the head injury I got makes me have seizures if I get to excited” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

You have no soul.

Wearing a rush shirt for a frat that isn’t the frat that you’re known for representing and every asking what the hell you were thinking! TFM.
-Louisiana

What a goof!

Getting her so blackout drunk she misses her chemotherapy. TFTC!
-New York

Quit enabling that cancer patient.

Catching up on “Life According to Jimmy” while doing doggy style with the slam. TFM.
-Arizona

Watching funny boys on YouTube while making love to your girlfriend. TFM.

Pledge asked me, “Can I go to my dorm?” I said, “I don’t know, can you?” TFM.
-New York

Woah! Take the hazing down a notch, bro! You’re hazing his fucking balls off!

Stick to your wine coolers, geeds. I’ll be over here crushing pizza, slamming brews, and finger-blasting assholes. TFM.
-Virginia

That’s what the frat life is all about.

Unplugging ICU patients’ life support machines then plugging them back in and saying, “got ya” during your internship at the hospital. TFM.
-New York

Doesn’t seem like anything could go horribly wrong with this prank.

Spending two hours in a bathtub with an 8 ball of the choicest Peruvian fish-scale while “Africa” by Toto is playing on a constant loop. TFM.
-California

Sounds like a pretty laid back Tuesday afternoon to a baller like me.

I got my letters engraved onto my Xbox controller so when I go to gaming conventions, everyone knows that I frat as hard as I game. TFM.
-Virginia

I bet your gamertag is “Ep1cFr4tst4rPwn4g3.”

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Pretty sure there’s an extra “R” in there.

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Face needs hazing.

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Mangina puke.

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Permanent Polo.

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Sex appeal personified.

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Run Mallory! RUN!

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That filter is frat.

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Acrobatic assholes.

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Fear the beard.

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Using your imagination during playtime. TFM.

  1. Fratchelor Pad

    “Spending two hours in a bathtub with an 8 ball of the choicest Peruvian fish-scale while “Africa” by Toto is playing on a constant loop. TFM.” …haha i actually found this quite funny

    12 years ago at 2:17 pm
  2. BROnonia_Docet

    “Acrobatics? Uh huh… Yeah, I’m sure that’s what you were doing.”
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    12 years ago at 2:20 pm
  3. girl_in_every_port

    I feel like the intern looks like the guy from ‘waiting’ who is never allowed to talk during the whole movie

    12 years ago at 2:27 pm
  4. Fratterhorn

    Reasons the intern should kill himself:
    1. This was posted at 3pm
    2. No chaser
    3. We fucking hate you

    12 years ago at 2:27 pm
  5. Ron_Paul_2016

    Posted at 3AM? Nevermind lunch break, I was almost off work when this shitbag finally decided stop dicking around to do his only job that matters

    12 years ago at 2:29 pm
  6. Call sign_Goose

    That music video ruined my day….thanks intern, just because you weren’t loved as much as you older siblings growing up and had to experiment with homosexuality in high school to get any sort of attention doesnt mean you have to right to ruin my fucking day. I hope right now there is an undiscovered blood clot working its was through your circulatory system until it finds a spot to sit and you suffer a stroke so maybe the TFM employees can find someone able to post a half-way decent fail friday at a reasonable hour consistently.

    12 years ago at 2:29 pm