FAIL FRIDAY: Frat Filters
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Walking into class with your fight song blaring from your laptop, and when the teacher asks what the hell you’re doing, responding “Go Cocks” and walking right back out the door. TFM.
-South Carolina
Why even go?
When a girl is all like “I was in a car accident when I was 17 and the head injury I got makes me have seizures if I get to excited” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
You have no soul.
Wearing a rush shirt for a frat that isn’t the frat that you’re known for representing and every asking what the hell you were thinking! TFM.
-Louisiana
What a goof!
Getting her so blackout drunk she misses her chemotherapy. TFTC!
-New York
Quit enabling that cancer patient.
Catching up on “Life According to Jimmy” while doing doggy style with the slam. TFM.
-Arizona
Watching funny boys on YouTube while making love to your girlfriend. TFM.
Pledge asked me, “Can I go to my dorm?” I said, “I don’t know, can you?” TFM.
-New York
Woah! Take the hazing down a notch, bro! You’re hazing his fucking balls off!
Stick to your wine coolers, geeds. I’ll be over here crushing pizza, slamming brews, and finger-blasting assholes. TFM.
-Virginia
That’s what the frat life is all about.
Unplugging ICU patients’ life support machines then plugging them back in and saying, “got ya” during your internship at the hospital. TFM.
-New York
Doesn’t seem like anything could go horribly wrong with this prank.
Spending two hours in a bathtub with an 8 ball of the choicest Peruvian fish-scale while “Africa” by Toto is playing on a constant loop. TFM.
-California
Sounds like a pretty laid back Tuesday afternoon to a baller like me.
I got my letters engraved onto my Xbox controller so when I go to gaming conventions, everyone knows that I frat as hard as I game. TFM.
-Virginia
I bet your gamertag is “Ep1cFr4tst4rPwn4g3.”
Pretty sure there’s an extra “R” in there.
Using your imagination during playtime. TFM.
Crushing pizza and fingerblasting assholes.
12 years ago at 2:31 pmPower moves.
I rushed back here from Poland for this garbage?
12 years ago at 2:31 pmYou had one job intern. One job.
12 years ago at 2:38 pmLooks like the intern mailed this one in..you had one fucking job!
12 years ago at 2:46 pmNo chaser? This column is a fail.
12 years ago at 2:49 pmIntern. What. The. Fuck. You give me this piece of shit Fail Friday, and then no chaser? I will print this out, shove it down your throat, and curb stomp it down until you get me a fucking chaser. I want it NOW
12 years ago at 2:54 pmCalm down there, high school. You’re trying just a smidge too hard.
12 years ago at 5:42 pmAnyone else notice the second TFM post is the same guy from last week just using a different context?
12 years ago at 2:57 pmThese days, the “Fail Friday” wall posts are so much better than the actual wall posts.
12 years ago at 3:00 pmThe Pennsylvania guy gets me everytime
12 years ago at 9:18 pmdude has embraced his fucked nature
12 years ago at 9:21 pmWe All suffer for your bullshit, Intern.
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12 years ago at 3:04 pmIf you watch Life According to Jimmy during sex, then you might as well be taking it doggy style.
12 years ago at 3:26 pm