FAIL FRIDAY: Frat Filters
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Walking into class with your fight song blaring from your laptop, and when the teacher asks what the hell you’re doing, responding “Go Cocks” and walking right back out the door. TFM.
-South Carolina
Why even go?
When a girl is all like “I was in a car accident when I was 17 and the head injury I got makes me have seizures if I get to excited” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
You have no soul.
Wearing a rush shirt for a frat that isn’t the frat that you’re known for representing and every asking what the hell you were thinking! TFM.
-Louisiana
What a goof!
Getting her so blackout drunk she misses her chemotherapy. TFTC!
-New York
Quit enabling that cancer patient.
Catching up on “Life According to Jimmy” while doing doggy style with the slam. TFM.
-Arizona
Watching funny boys on YouTube while making love to your girlfriend. TFM.
Pledge asked me, “Can I go to my dorm?” I said, “I don’t know, can you?” TFM.
-New York
Woah! Take the hazing down a notch, bro! You’re hazing his fucking balls off!
Stick to your wine coolers, geeds. I’ll be over here crushing pizza, slamming brews, and finger-blasting assholes. TFM.
-Virginia
That’s what the frat life is all about.
Unplugging ICU patients’ life support machines then plugging them back in and saying, “got ya” during your internship at the hospital. TFM.
-New York
Doesn’t seem like anything could go horribly wrong with this prank.
Spending two hours in a bathtub with an 8 ball of the choicest Peruvian fish-scale while “Africa” by Toto is playing on a constant loop. TFM.
-California
Sounds like a pretty laid back Tuesday afternoon to a baller like me.
I got my letters engraved onto my Xbox controller so when I go to gaming conventions, everyone knows that I frat as hard as I game. TFM.
-Virginia
I bet your gamertag is “Ep1cFr4tst4rPwn4g3.”
Pretty sure there’s an extra “R” in there.
Face needs hazing.
Mangina puke.
Permanent Polo.
Sex appeal personified.
Run Mallory! RUN!
That filter is frat.
Acrobatic assholes.
Fear the beard.
Using your imagination during playtime. TFM.
Nod the head guy from PA is hysterical.
12 years ago at 3:39 pmBathtub and 8ball sounds cool to me…
12 years ago at 3:45 pmIntern,
If you made a novel change in your life like, I don’t know, doing your fucking job and posting Fail Friday at a reasonable fucking time for once in your useless life, I would really appreciate it. I had to wait way too long to read this after stumbling out of bed hungover, only to be completely fucking disappointed by this collection of dog shit that you slapped together in five minutes after jacking Dorn off with sandpaper all morning. And no chaser? Get your shit together.
Sincerely,
12 years ago at 4:13 pmI hope you die in a fire
Dumb ass Delta Upsilon….how the fuck would you LAN Skyrim? Where’s the CS:GO? LoL is the only good one. Wait…er….take a lap?
12 years ago at 4:28 pmDoing blow with Toto’s Africa blaring actually sounds like something I’ve done.
12 years ago at 4:33 pmPhi Delta Theta is the epitome if NOT FRAT.
12 years ago at 4:44 pmThis one needed a chaser more than Sour Apple Vodka does
12 years ago at 4:55 pmMore like Delta Oops I signed the wrong fucking house.
12 years ago at 4:57 pmFuck Phi Delt
12 years ago at 5:15 pmGo to a lyric video for the song africa, by Toto. Its all about molesting little boys after the first few lines.
12 years ago at 5:19 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWfY9GRe7SI