FAIL FRIDAY: Frat, Frat City Bitch
Ten real submissions, nine photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Saw the slam with her boyfriend on campus. She came over to introduce him to me. Shook his hand and said, “So how’s my dick taste?” and walked away. TFM.
–New York
Way to be the bigger man.
Including “Avid TFM Poster” in my resume for the job fair. TFM.
–Alabama
They’ll be impressed that you have the internet in Alabama.
Incest, the original TFTC.
–Washington
How else do you make sure GDIs don’t sully your flawless bloodline?
Being a vegetarian only because you hate plants. TFM.
–Florida
Herbivores. TFM.
Peed in her butt, and then gave her a rim job. It was unexpected, but the lemonade was extremely refreshing. TFM.
–Delaware
HA! BUTT PEE JOKES!
Smashing a beer at 9:00am listening to Will Smith’s “Get Jiggy With It” after an epic night where you lost a girl’s phone, ID, and camera and not making it into the function. TFM.
–Arkansas
Finishing while her dog licks my brown eye. TFM.
–Michigan
Erotic.
I’m from Australia, where we don’t have frats. NF. But am keen to come spend a month in America, fratting hard! Ruining my liver and nostril. TFAdmirer.
–Australia
Isn’t English Australia’s first language? The fuck is wrong with you?
Standing up with crusty shorts and a full mast at the end of Rocky IV. TFM.
–Florida
Tone it down you fucking weirdo.
Just gave my slampiece a box of Russell Stovers. Not filled with chocolate, filled with my human shit. TFM.
–Louisiana
What a lovely thought.
Taking a face full of cream. TFM.
Possibly the creepiest pledge of all time.
No.
Sleep it off, little guy.
I actually think this picture is awesome, but couldn’t make myself post it.
Save the polar bears.
Wouldn’t be Fail Friday without a picture of a guy who pissed himself.
When brotherly love goes wrong.
The biggest fucking nipple I’ve ever seen.
Pretty good!
13 years ago at 12:58 pmI’d say it was slight above mediocre.
13 years ago at 1:05 pmEveryone is entitled to their opinion. But honestly I just happened to log on right when this first got posted so I didn’t even read it all the way thru before commenting. I thought I’d just do us all a favor post a comment before someone could say “first.”
You’re welcome.
13 years ago at 1:13 pmSigep blows.
13 years ago at 1:22 pmDidn’t get a bid, little fella?
Oh, and if you’re a pledge, why the fuck are you using a computer? Yankee geed.
13 years ago at 1:24 amYou swallow
13 years ago at 10:17 pmEminem has to cuss in his raps to sell records, well so do I so fuck will smith.
13 years ago at 11:25 amI know all of the residents of the towers
13 years ago at 1:00 pmHow nice!
Honestly curious though, Intern why not post that picture if you like it so much? Is it because he is ginger?
13 years ago at 1:21 pmNeon Robocop Oakleys.
13 years ago at 3:59 pma ginger wearing dog tags with an girl that is a 6 at best. NF.
13 years ago at 4:06 pmI’ll never date an girl that’s less than a 7.3
13 years ago at 5:52 pmwhy would you post a picture on fail friday if you think its awesome….
13 years ago at 1:04 pmI thought the same thing there isnt anything really wrong with that picture.
13 years ago at 1:11 pm^ Second
13 years ago at 1:16 pmThat guy is definitely hiding Steve Buscemi eyes behind those solar panels
13 years ago at 1:18 pmBecause it’s fucking ridiculous. I mean look at that guy…the fuck is that ging wearing?
13 years ago at 1:24 pmTFM Intern having a thing for gingers. TGM.
13 years ago at 1:35 pmSlamming the help. FaF
13 years ago at 1:44 pmHey intern, go fork yourself. I pull tail regardless of what I wear to the beach you pledge.
13 years ago at 1:58 pm^ It’s the ginger!!!!
13 years ago at 2:06 pmhaha soulless bAstard
13 years ago at 2:17 pmMega Frat don’t lean too close to the computer screen, you might get a sunburn.
13 years ago at 3:20 pmI liked the picture. Intern must be down with the syndrome.
13 years ago at 3:45 pmIt’s just my buddy, really though, it’s faf.
13 years ago at 4:44 pmReally though, loose the dog tags. You look like a retard
13 years ago at 5:32 pm*lose. Damn iPhone
13 years ago at 5:33 pmThere’s really nothing wrong with that picture, there’s just noting identifying him as a fraternity man either.
13 years ago at 5:53 pm^america bathing suit
13 years ago at 3:27 pmyeah, that kid’s kinda of a tool. sorry, billy.
13 years ago at 3:42 pmthe slam looks like A.C. Slater
13 years ago at 10:05 amIs the guy in the pic wearing dog tags? If so definitely not fail friday material.
13 years ago at 12:10 am^ yes, but he definitely has never been in the service
12 years ago at 6:29 pmI see Pike is keeping the streak up.
13 years ago at 1:06 pm^ Would you expect anything different?
13 years ago at 2:29 pmHow is Philanthropy fail friday material?
Also, the homos getting married is hilarious. “Nothing shall take us asunder” expect for AIDS.
13 years ago at 10:46 amI hope everyone in the “Frat City” video dies
13 years ago at 1:08 pmGive it time, buddy, I think you may just get your wish one day. The odds of even one of them being immortal is slim to none.
13 years ago at 1:16 pmZING!
13 years ago at 1:18 pm^^ bravo.
13 years ago at 1:21 pm^^That guy.
13 years ago at 1:22 pm^^^ Second.
13 years ago at 1:23 pm^^^wow that was great
13 years ago at 2:30 pmHOW DO THEY PAY THEIR DUES!!?
13 years ago at 12:16 pm^^^^^^ I applaud you sir.
13 years ago at 11:14 amSig Ep is now taking the crippled kids.
13 years ago at 1:11 pmThat’s probably Lambda Phi Epsilon seeing as how they’re all Asians in the picture.
13 years ago at 1:18 pmSig everyone.
13 years ago at 1:27 pmThose are sig ep colors.
13 years ago at 1:55 pmWhy did you censor the nip slip?
13 years ago at 1:15 pmYeah, I love seeing big chocolate cookie nipples. All day every day.
13 years ago at 1:26 pmYeah that was probably a hot nip
13 years ago at 1:28 pmI paid $2 for this app… I better get a damn nip slip!
13 years ago at 1:49 pmgo to the 3rd video 1:45 in nip slip
13 years ago at 2:27 pm1:44 of that last video
13 years ago at 2:28 pmSo much pee
13 years ago at 2:37 pmPee? All I got was a lousy erection.
13 years ago at 11:52 pmMiami becomes a bigger joke each week. I would assume they’re coming up on passing CA’s reputation.
13 years ago at 1:15 pmAt least CA is part of America. Fuck Miami and fuck FIU. Miami makes California look as good as Texas, Virginia, or NC.
FIU’s Greek life is a joke.
13 years ago at 1:25 pmSouthern, funny to hear you talk so much shit about the school you go to. If you search Florida International your TFMs show up.
So are you saying you’re as GDI and NF as the guys in the picture? You’ve been exposed, dweeb. You’re probably some try-hard who thinks he’s frat because he wears Sperries now.
https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/?s=florida+international
Now go take some laps.
13 years ago at 1:40 pmMiami is a shithole. Is FIU a community college? Does anyone know? They’ve had about as many runs on Friday as Pike.
13 years ago at 1:41 pmYes and I will call you FratDaddy, you’re right. Went there a little. That’s how I know how badly that and Miami suck. Went there for purely academic purposes though.
13 years ago at 1:55 pmCallMeFratdaddy is a stalker. I like his style.
13 years ago at 1:56 pmI think he’s saying a city full of latin americans is worse than California. I think CallMeFratDaddy has too much time on his hands.
I go to an NF/GDI school for academic reasons too. Does that make me NF?
13 years ago at 2:10 pmNo, I personally think frattiness has everything to do with the individual and there are fratty kids (almost) everywhere. I wasn’t disagreeing with Southern, just calling him out.
13 years ago at 2:19 pmThat’s soooo cool and frat!!!!
13 years ago at 3:04 pmFlorida Immigrant University is a joke with greek life for the most part. There’s a few guys there who are pretty frat but the rest are just geeds who think they’re frat because they’re wearing sperrys. Not saying that the University of Miami’s greek life is much better, but at least it’s for the 1%. The only problem is that it’s filled with yankees. South Florida does have some good areas that stay away from the immigrants. Anyone that goes to South Beach to rage is a tool.
13 years ago at 4:11 pmCallMeFratDaddy is one of those boys that just bought a fresh pair of sperrys and probably wears ankle socks with them too.
Hey FratDaddy, so if I don’t go to U of Texas or U of Alabama then I’m not frat? 🙁
13 years ago at 6:45 pmI like the part where you all omit the most beautiful ladies in the USA. Virgin ass pußies
13 years ago at 9:20 pmThe one about putting TFM poster on his resume was TFTC. Attending job fairs is NF, unless you want a minimum wage entry level job.
13 years ago at 1:15 pm^ You’re a moron. What if I didn’t go into a field my parents were involved in? My dad is an engineer, I went into accounting…does that make me NF?
13 years ago at 3:34 pmGay marriage. NF
13 years ago at 1:18 pmFIU. NF
Letters on t-shirts. NF
Catholic priest. TFratduskyTC
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA.
Seriously, no one thinks you’re funny anymore.
13 years ago at 1:25 pmSays the TKE…
13 years ago at 1:28 pmI chuckled
13 years ago at 1:37 pmFrat the fuck on Fratdusky.
13 years ago at 1:39 pmI’d have to agree with the TKE pledge on this one
13 years ago at 2:16 pm^ That’s good that y’all have brotherhood.
13 years ago at 3:05 pm