FAIL FRIDAY: Frat Is As Frat Does
10 years ago

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Part time frat dad, full time bro. TFM.

You should probably put down the bong and focus on raising your child.

Supplying ur whole school with dip durring your grade 9 year in highschool. TFM.

“Did you bring dip for the whole class, Johnny?” -Freacher (Frat Teacher)

A bit of advice for everyone. If u want pussy, be a dick. TFM.

Funny story: this is from the same guy that submitted the one above this.

What would brotherhood be if you trusted your brothers with anything but your life? Literally question. TFM.

I’m not picking up what you’re putting down.

Convincing pops to trade in the cargos for Chubbies. TFM.

I can think of nothing worse than a grown father wearing Chubbies.

Going out to your car, getting a condom, taking a hit of a blunt, and then proceeding to have intercourse. TFM. Also, using the word intercourse. TFM.

I hope your home catches on fire.

Dislocated my shoulder on purpose to get out of class. TFM.

Seems slightly unnecessary..

Only poppin’ collars, bottles, and cherries. TFM.

Someone pop this doofus right in the kisser.

Dad proudly high-fiving you when he sees your collection of empty dip cans. TFM.

Clearly, dad is not a doctor.

After getting destroyed on the ice by a kid double ur size, going into the locker room to ur dad saying we can go home or u can get back out there but u might get hurt, only to hear in ur head “don’t be a pussy” going back out and sniping a beauty goal for the win. TFM.

Thanks for submitting this priceless hockey TFM.

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Yall are going to get so much pussy in those costumes.
Y’all are going to get so much pussy in those costumes.
Every man has to sleep somewhere.
Every man has to sleep somewhere.
Excuse me while I cry out of fear.
Excuse me while I cry out of fear.
Shame on you, son.
Shame on you, son.
Why? Why do this? Explain yourself.
Why? Why do this? Explain yourself.
Flag of the goobers.
Flag of the goobers.
#housegoals #squadgoals
#housegoals #squadgoals
Is it possible to look cooler than this dude in a single photo?
Is it possible to look cooler than this dude in a single photo?
Whatever this theme party was, you shouldve reconsidered.
Whatever this theme party was, you should’ve reconsidered.
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
Greatest frat tee of all time.
Greatest frat tee of all time.
That is some embarrassing shit.
That is some embarrassing shit.
Just two dudes who crush beers and life.
Just two dudes who crush beers and life.
So frat, so college.
So frat, so college.
Who thought this would be cool?
Who thought this would be cool?
Nothing says, "FRAT" like a giant "FRAT" sticker on your laptop.
Nothing says “FRAT” like a giant “FRAT” sticker on your laptop.
What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
Hes down and hes out.
He’s down and he’s out.
Yeah thats a good idea feed him more booze.
Yeah that’s a good idea feed him more booze.
Would punch all three in scrotum.
Would punch all three in scrotum.

Atrocious Shotgun Attempt

Man Down

Chaser

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  2. DexterMorgan

    It’s so late in the day you might as well have not even posted this. I had to take three shits today without it, might as well be without for my fourth. Fuck you.

    10 years ago at 4:42 pm
  3. Booze_Hound

    They say, “better late than pregnant.” But you took this one way too far. We got problems intern. Liberals, Dorn becoming the new spokesman for Subway, Steve Holt, the forums, and now this? You should be ashamed of yourself.

    10 years ago at 4:43 pm
  4. maroonandgold

    Fuck you intern. You still owe us one, and make it a double cause this is fucking ridiculous.

    10 years ago at 4:43 pm
  6. Sperry TopSlammer

    This website holds all responsibility for high school “Frat stars”. For shame.

    10 years ago at 4:45 pm
  7. Brotein Shake

    Intern, you have left me with nothing but Steve Holt articles until 4:30. This is unacceptable, unless Steve Holt is the one responsible, in which case I hate you slightly less.

    10 years ago at 4:45 pm
  11. SGokies

    Fuck you intern. It’s already happy hour on the east coast. Please play in traffic after work today.

    10 years ago at 4:48 pm