FAIL FRIDAY: Fratstars United
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Dearest Intern, I am writing this message from a jail cell. I am in big trouble. Whilst at my frat’s latest rager, I made the mistake of showing a gaggle of babes my frock and some of them dropped dead in amazement. I am now being charged with 3 counts of involuntary slamslaughter. Tell all the bros I miss them. TFM.
-Anonymous
I got you, dawg. I’ll get your message out. Keep your head up.
Playing Fratty Bird with your frock. TFM.
-Anonymous
The sad part is I’ll probably try this now.
That awkward moment when you see your bro’s wang and it’s not nearly as big as you had imagined it to be. TFM.
-Anonymous
Happens all the time. So disappointing.
Yes, for the thousandth time, I am in a frat. TFM.
-Anonymous
Going to say this to every single person that approaches me tonight.
Straight up frat-slapping a random GDI at a bar for saying “turnt up.” TFM.
-Anonymous
Under no circumstances is one man slapping another man “frat.”
Quarter chubs are so frat because usually you’re slightly aroused and also they make your D look gigantic. TFM.
-Anonymous
Hell yeah thanks for explaining that.
Throwing my fratsketball at a chick’s face as an excuse to talk to her, then fucking her face up so bad that I don’t want to anymore. TFM.
-Anonymous
Jesus, man. Pull yourself together.
Sarcastically apologizing to my frat for my wang being too big. TFM.
-Anonymous
Oh sorry guys. I’m so sorry. Seriously, I apologize for my enormous goddamn wang. Apologies all around.
Frat dues: $1,400. Fresh polo: $100. Making pledges touch weiners: priceless. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s not how I get down, but who am I to judge?
Having Michael J. Fox finger you because you don’t own a vibrator. TFM.
-Anonymous
What more need be said?
I’m assuming fuckery ensued.
Holy shit it’s a frampire (frat vampire).
He’s ’bout dat life.
Just cruising on his geed board.
The first set of rush boobs from another species.
Mmmm that’s that shit I do like.
Fratstars united with frorses (frat horses).
Well that’s terrifying.
Just two shirtless bros tossing cookies together.
No ragrets, betches.
MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY! I wanna chop it off and make some guacaMOLEY with it!
11 years ago at 12:21 pmPike would be into bestiality…
11 years ago at 12:24 pmEN pushin the goob this week
11 years ago at 12:25 pmThere wasn’t a single Sigma Nu picture on here.
11 years ago at 12:34 pmGuy with the longboard was the only pic I saw of any wearing letters. Rest were Sigma Pis.
11 years ago at 5:11 pmPage 2, pic 8. You’re not supposed to stand on manual palette jacks, goobers.
11 years ago at 12:27 pmI laughed audibly at the Fraturniture video.
11 years ago at 12:27 pm
11 years ago at 1:11 pmAgreed that was fucking funny.
11 years ago at 3:01 pmThe account made it private and I missed it. Damnit.
11 years ago at 4:14 pmThese people have a severe misunderstanding as to what being in a fraternity means.
11 years ago at 12:30 pmI think that’s why they are on fail Friday.
11 years ago at 10:27 pmWho the fuck uses filters on snapchat?
11 years ago at 12:31 pmTrying to get a frorse for our house.
11 years ago at 12:31 pmI’m kinda confused about the German peace sign flag in the picture with the Pike and his Bitch.
11 years ago at 12:44 pmFraturniture is a classic. I don’t understand why it’s on fail friday.
11 years ago at 12:38 pmI love how in the first one the guy refers to a group of girls as a “gaggle” haha
11 years ago at 12:39 pm