FAIL FRIDAY: Fratstars United
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Dearest Intern, I am writing this message from a jail cell. I am in big trouble. Whilst at my frat’s latest rager, I made the mistake of showing a gaggle of babes my frock and some of them dropped dead in amazement. I am now being charged with 3 counts of involuntary slamslaughter. Tell all the bros I miss them. TFM.
-Anonymous
I got you, dawg. I’ll get your message out. Keep your head up.
Playing Fratty Bird with your frock. TFM.
-Anonymous
The sad part is I’ll probably try this now.
That awkward moment when you see your bro’s wang and it’s not nearly as big as you had imagined it to be. TFM.
-Anonymous
Happens all the time. So disappointing.
Yes, for the thousandth time, I am in a frat. TFM.
-Anonymous
Going to say this to every single person that approaches me tonight.
Straight up frat-slapping a random GDI at a bar for saying “turnt up.” TFM.
-Anonymous
Under no circumstances is one man slapping another man “frat.”
Quarter chubs are so frat because usually you’re slightly aroused and also they make your D look gigantic. TFM.
-Anonymous
Hell yeah thanks for explaining that.
Throwing my fratsketball at a chick’s face as an excuse to talk to her, then fucking her face up so bad that I don’t want to anymore. TFM.
-Anonymous
Jesus, man. Pull yourself together.
Sarcastically apologizing to my frat for my wang being too big. TFM.
-Anonymous
Oh sorry guys. I’m so sorry. Seriously, I apologize for my enormous goddamn wang. Apologies all around.
Frat dues: $1,400. Fresh polo: $100. Making pledges touch weiners: priceless. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s not how I get down, but who am I to judge?
Having Michael J. Fox finger you because you don’t own a vibrator. TFM.
-Anonymous
What more need be said?
I’m assuming fuckery ensued.
Holy shit it’s a frampire (frat vampire).
He’s ’bout dat life.
Just cruising on his geed board.
The first set of rush boobs from another species.
Mmmm that’s that shit I do like.
Fratstars united with frorses (frat horses).
Well that’s terrifying.
Just two shirtless bros tossing cookies together.
No ragrets, betches.
TKE needs to be taking notes.
11 years ago at 11:29 pmYou shit’s going down when you see a v neck.
11 years ago at 6:50 pmDearest Intern, I am writing this after a solid 13 PBR’s in my system along with a lot of random liquors. You’re post today was hilarious! You did a good job, while I’m heavily intoxicated… I read this earlier and thought it was as bad as the intern scum you fucking are! Eat shit and die intern.
11 years ago at 6:47 amAt least the intern didn’t fuck up the chaser.
11 years ago at 2:10 amYouve posted that chaser before retard https://totalfratmove.wpengine.com/fail-friday-frat-frat-city-bitch/
11 years ago at 8:53 pm
10 years ago at 5:17 pm