FAIL FRIDAY: Fratter Without A Cause
Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Mum leaves money for food…I buy beer. TFM.
Did you just say “mum,” redcoat?
I’ve got a Chipper Jones action figure from around 1998 that I was hoping you could let me know it’s value. TFM.
Stick it up your sister’s twat and I’ll tell you boom roasted.
Walking into a job interview smelling like straight poon because you slayed last night. TFM.
“Kid, you smell like a fish market. Name your salary. You’re hired!”
Getting community service hours for smacking guts with a fatty. TFM.
Maybe the best description for intercourse I’ve ever heard.
High-fiving your bro after your balls touched in the threesome. TFM.
There is no better way to bond with another man.
Yelling, “Roll tide!” as you cum. Every time. TFM.
This might be an example of fandom overkill. Maybe.
Pooping in the pool and blaming it on your girlfriend. TFM.
Sounds like he’ll be single soon! Amirite?
Punching midgets in the face. TFM.
That is not a Total Frat Move. That, sir, is a hate crime.
Peeing in your own butt with the help of another brother! TFM.
If any sentence is deserving of an exclamation point, it’s this one.
Remember that D.A.R.E. contact you signed in 5th grade?…Oh yeah lol (shot guns beer). TFM.
Kindly kick your own ass.
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Can’t stop watching Helmet Boy, and the spectators instinctively taking a step back as he nears the table.
9 years ago at 6:59 amAnd the sunglasses are a great touch.
9 years ago at 9:31 amHe’s kind of a pussy wearing a helmet
9 years ago at 10:58 amThat helmet wasn’t for the jump, he wears that on the daily. You know, for safety
9 years ago at 12:42 pmBar is one of the hottest SI swimsuit models in my opinion.
9 years ago at 7:05 amThanks Captain Obvious
9 years ago at 8:06 amSay what you want, dude took that watermelon to the dome like a champ
9 years ago at 7:11 amTf kinda name is sully?
9 years ago at 7:32 amSomeone never watched monsters inc.
9 years ago at 10:52 amTrue, I guess you can hit me the news paper for that.
9 years ago at 1:11 pmWhat, did you take a break from clapping cheeks with the hobo at the train station to get this posted? Intern, you incompetent fuck. I’d like to pepper spray your urethra.
9 years ago at 7:48 amI don’t think I’d wish that kind of pain on anyone
9 years ago at 10:39 amYou’re just soft then.
9 years ago at 11:56 amWeak. Please tell me when we can expect the other intern disappointment to vomit her prose onto our screens. You should know that hers is an upgrade from this swill.
9 years ago at 8:03 amHazing the intern TFM
9 years ago at 8:07 amThat China woman to the left of the goober in the pink is very mail order-able
9 years ago at 8:18 amfeel free to just add a picture of the O hare runway (intern sugartits gap between her eyebrow) at the end of every one of these from now on until TFM stops acting like North Korea
9 years ago at 8:26 amafter I take my first shit of the day, I look into the toilet to admire my work. I then select the biggest turd in the bowl and grab it. I then take it to my desk and put it in my drawer. Throughout the day, I will take it out and sniff it every hour or so. I then put it in my Poop briefcase, take it home, and grill it. I will then eat it with some like beans and start the whole process again in the morning. Rush Kappa Alpha
9 years ago at 8:32 amWhat?
9 years ago at 8:37 amI will fuck you up with some mustard
9 years ago at 8:40 am