FAIL FRIDAY: Fratter Without A Cause

Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Got something you think should be featured in Fail Friday? Email it to intern@totalfratmove.com.

Mum leaves money for food…I buy beer. TFM.

Did you just say “mum,” redcoat?

I’ve got a Chipper Jones action figure from around 1998 that I was hoping you could let me know it’s value. TFM.

Stick it up your sister’s twat and I’ll tell you boom roasted.

Walking into a job interview smelling like straight poon because you slayed last night. TFM.

“Kid, you smell like a fish market. Name your salary. You’re hired!”

Getting community service hours for smacking guts with a fatty. TFM.

Maybe the best description for intercourse I’ve ever heard.

High-fiving your bro after your balls touched in the threesome. TFM.

There is no better way to bond with another man.

Yelling, “Roll tide!” as you cum. Every time. TFM.

This might be an example of fandom overkill. Maybe.

Pooping in the pool and blaming it on your girlfriend. TFM.

Sounds like he’ll be single soon! Amirite?

Punching midgets in the face. TFM.

That is not a Total Frat Move. That, sir, is a hate crime.

Peeing in your own butt with the help of another brother! TFM.

If any sentence is deserving of an exclamation point, it’s this one.

Remember that D.A.R.E. contact you signed in 5th grade?…Oh yeah lol (shot guns beer). TFM.

Kindly kick your own ass.

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Good form, ass hat.
Good form, ass hat.
You got stacked, dude.
You got stacked, dude.
Composites with cats. TFM.
Composites with cats. TFM.
Ever heard of sunscreen, champ?
Ever heard of sunscreen, champ?
What in the sweet name of God?
What in the sweet name of God?
The fuq son?
The fuq son?
Solid contact, athlete.
Solid contact, athlete.
This brings me so much joy.
This brings me so much joy.
Congratulations goobers!
Congratulations goobers!
Thattaway to rep your house.
Thattaway to rep your house.
Pose, bitch.
Pose, bitch.
Hard as a motherfucker.
Hard as a motherfucker.
That's one way to smoke a cigar.
That’s one way to smoke a cigar.
Dude, you could've stopped her.
Dude, you could’ve stopped her.
S'cute boys!
S’cute boys!
That is some poetry right there.
That is some poetry right there.
Shameful shit.
Shameful shit.
Hey look he has nipples you can milk him.
Hey look he has nipples you can milk him.
What have you done?
What have you done?
Stop taking these goddamn pictures.
Stop taking these goddamn pictures.
Graduating at 35. TFM.
Graduating at 35. TFM.

Being totally unphased. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Narcolepsy. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Overestimating your abilities. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Surfboard pledge. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    Can’t stop watching Helmet Boy, and the spectators instinctively taking a step back as he nears the table.

    9 years ago at 6:59 am
      1. PurdueAF

        That helmet wasn’t for the jump, he wears that on the daily. You know, for safety

        9 years ago at 12:42 pm
  2. Keep It Buttery

    What, did you take a break from clapping cheeks with the hobo at the train station to get this posted? Intern, you incompetent fuck. I’d like to pepper spray your urethra.

    9 years ago at 7:48 am
  3. Oldfrattybastard

    Weak. Please tell me when we can expect the other intern disappointment to vomit her prose onto our screens. You should know that hers is an upgrade from this swill.

    9 years ago at 8:03 am
  4. KumNGo

    That China woman to the left of the goober in the pink is very mail order-able

    9 years ago at 8:18 am
  5. FratsAndStats

    feel free to just add a picture of the O hare runway (intern sugartits gap between her eyebrow) at the end of every one of these from now on until TFM stops acting like North Korea

    9 years ago at 8:26 am
  6. Copenhagen_449

    after I take my first shit of the day, I look into the toilet to admire my work. I then select the biggest turd in the bowl and grab it. I then take it to my desk and put it in my drawer. Throughout the day, I will take it out and sniff it every hour or so. I then put it in my Poop briefcase, take it home, and grill it. I will then eat it with some like beans and start the whole process again in the morning. Rush Kappa Alpha

    9 years ago at 8:32 am