FAIL FRIDAY: Fratter Without A Cause
Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Mum leaves money for food…I buy beer. TFM.
Did you just say “mum,” redcoat?
I’ve got a Chipper Jones action figure from around 1998 that I was hoping you could let me know it’s value. TFM.
Stick it up your sister’s twat and I’ll tell you boom roasted.
Walking into a job interview smelling like straight poon because you slayed last night. TFM.
“Kid, you smell like a fish market. Name your salary. You’re hired!”
Getting community service hours for smacking guts with a fatty. TFM.
Maybe the best description for intercourse I’ve ever heard.
High-fiving your bro after your balls touched in the threesome. TFM.
There is no better way to bond with another man.
Yelling, “Roll tide!” as you cum. Every time. TFM.
This might be an example of fandom overkill. Maybe.
Pooping in the pool and blaming it on your girlfriend. TFM.
Sounds like he’ll be single soon! Amirite?
Punching midgets in the face. TFM.
That is not a Total Frat Move. That, sir, is a hate crime.
Peeing in your own butt with the help of another brother! TFM.
If any sentence is deserving of an exclamation point, it’s this one.
Remember that D.A.R.E. contact you signed in 5th grade?…Oh yeah lol (shot guns beer). TFM.
Kindly kick your own ass.
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9 years ago at 8:34 amShe did. And she called us sensitive, yet insists on censoring all comments.
9 years ago at 3:02 pmYou are really throwing off my shitting schedule.
9 years ago at 8:36 amThat was a pretty rude response to my Chipper Jones question.
9 years ago at 9:11 amIt’s unfortunate yet amusing there is award for “most likely to make Fail Friday.”
9 years ago at 9:12 amDon’t need to shit yet, but thanks
9 years ago at 9:12 amBeer belt at graduation is a power move
9 years ago at 9:21 amTPM if you chug on stage
9 years ago at 9:28 pmSolid job blurring out northern Illinois university intern. Can really see the effort this morning
9 years ago at 9:32 amIn fairness I bet being 14,000 feet make a beer act strangely.
9 years ago at 10:51 amThat speedo won the contest. But I’d rather hang ten on pledges instead.
9 years ago at 11:17 amClassic weird ass tke
9 years ago at 11:45 amKid in the third video isn’t even fucked up. He has a fucking helmet on. That means he just decided to soberly break a table… What a loser.
9 years ago at 11:34 am