FAIL FRIDAY: Fratter Without A Cause

Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Got something you think should be featured in Fail Friday? Email it to intern@totalfratmove.com.

Mum leaves money for food…I buy beer. TFM.

Did you just say “mum,” redcoat?

I’ve got a Chipper Jones action figure from around 1998 that I was hoping you could let me know it’s value. TFM.

Stick it up your sister’s twat and I’ll tell you boom roasted.

Walking into a job interview smelling like straight poon because you slayed last night. TFM.

“Kid, you smell like a fish market. Name your salary. You’re hired!”

Getting community service hours for smacking guts with a fatty. TFM.

Maybe the best description for intercourse I’ve ever heard.

High-fiving your bro after your balls touched in the threesome. TFM.

There is no better way to bond with another man.

Yelling, “Roll tide!” as you cum. Every time. TFM.

This might be an example of fandom overkill. Maybe.

Pooping in the pool and blaming it on your girlfriend. TFM.

Sounds like he’ll be single soon! Amirite?

Punching midgets in the face. TFM.

That is not a Total Frat Move. That, sir, is a hate crime.

Peeing in your own butt with the help of another brother! TFM.

If any sentence is deserving of an exclamation point, it’s this one.

Remember that D.A.R.E. contact you signed in 5th grade?…Oh yeah lol (shot guns beer). TFM.

Kindly kick your own ass.

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Good form, ass hat.
Good form, ass hat.
You got stacked, dude.
You got stacked, dude.
Composites with cats. TFM.
Composites with cats. TFM.
Ever heard of sunscreen, champ?
Ever heard of sunscreen, champ?
What in the sweet name of God?
What in the sweet name of God?
The fuq son?
The fuq son?
Solid contact, athlete.
Solid contact, athlete.
This brings me so much joy.
This brings me so much joy.
Congratulations goobers!
Congratulations goobers!
Thattaway to rep your house.
Thattaway to rep your house.
Pose, bitch.
Pose, bitch.
Hard as a motherfucker.
Hard as a motherfucker.
That's one way to smoke a cigar.
That’s one way to smoke a cigar.
Dude, you could've stopped her.
Dude, you could’ve stopped her.
S'cute boys!
S’cute boys!
That is some poetry right there.
That is some poetry right there.
Shameful shit.
Shameful shit.
Hey look he has nipples you can milk him.
Hey look he has nipples you can milk him.
What have you done?
What have you done?
Stop taking these goddamn pictures.
Stop taking these goddamn pictures.
Graduating at 35. TFM.
Graduating at 35. TFM.

Being totally unphased. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Narcolepsy. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Overestimating your abilities. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Surfboard pledge. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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  1. Robbybil

    I’ll admit I’d rather see the Fail Friday wall submissions on the wall rather than the shit they usually post

    9 years ago at 11:39 am
  2. Liberty or Death

    Did the intern really call us “a bunch of sensitive pussies who can’t take a joke” in the ask intern article? Looking in the mirror much? Kim Jong Dorn had to get rid of the comments because you couldn’t take it. Fuck you intern

    9 years ago at 5:52 pm
    1. Are You Kidding Me

      And also Fuck Dorn- Without him none of this shit would ever have been possible.

      9 years ago at 10:43 am
  3. hutchskolf13

    thanks for the article commemorating the greatest American hero, Muhammad Ali, or Cassius Clay. whatever religion you are, he is an American hero

    9 years ago at 1:30 am
  4. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    Break the table they said. It’ll be awesome they said. One dislocated shoulder and 15k later hope it was worth it.

    9 years ago at 2:24 am