FAIL FRIDAY: Fridays Are For Failure
8 years ago

Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and five videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.

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Lol girls leave the house with their stuff smelling like roses but an hour in these heat leaves them smelling like spoiled caribou sausage. TFM.

Must be mighty hot where you are.

Gave my ex her sorority’s secret grip when we broke up. She never knew that I know it. Priceless. TFM.

Man I bet she was so shook.

You dont know warmth utnil you cuddled with a dead body. TMF.

Great, another serial killer.

Lowkey I like bad bitches that have crazy tattoos like dragons and swords and shit. TFM.

If she doesn’t have a gnarly sword tattooed down her back, I’m not fuckin’.

Knowing that the secret to getting poosy is a dab of cologne on your stepchildren. TFM.

I put Acqua di Gio on my sack.

A 67-year-old SAE just took my mom on a date. I hid outside the front door when he dropped her off and punched him in his old wrinkly scrotum then ran. TFM.

Now he’s definitely going to double up on Viagra and plug your mom.

What’s like the latest fratty trend? I feel like it’s gotta be UGG boots, right? Fashion is cyclical. TFM.

Kindly kick yourself in the face.

A wise man once said, “You can lead a girl to party, but you can’t make her shave your gooch.” TFM.

A real down ass bitch would just volunteer to shave that patch of man flesh.

I have developed a fart fetish. Don’t ask, because I don’t know how. TFM.

Life is going to be exceedingly difficult for you.

Fridays are for taking pledges down to the basement and making out with them in secret. TFM.

If they don’t kiss good they don’t get initiated.

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He done.
He done.
Waste of good hard cash if you ask me.
Waste of good hard cash if you ask me.
Dab on the po po.
Dab on the po po.
Enjoy those lattes, bad boys.
Enjoy those lattes, bad boys.
That rager looks lit AF fam.
That rager looks lit AF fam.
You dishonor his memory.
You dishonor his memory.
That's a lot of dudes in one shower.
That’s a lot of dudes in one shower.
Row, row, row your boat, it is full of geeds.
Row, row, row your boat, it is full of geeds.
Man down.
Man down.
Butts out for Trump.
Butts out for Trump.
Your privilege is showing.
Your privilege is showing.
Hakuna matata, bitches.
Hakuna matata, bitches.
Unleash it. Unleash the fucking beast.
Unleash it. Unleash the fucking beast.
Welcome, one and all.
Welcome, one and all.
The fuck is going on here?
The fuck is going on here?
Poor mom has no idea that her son peddles drugs.
Poor mom has no idea that her son peddles drugs.
HA! Losing your pants is frat!
HA! Losing your pants is frat!
These bros are going to get so lit.
These bros are going to get so lit.
Big dick player.
Big dick player.
Ayo that's straight up disrespect to the American flag.
Ayo that’s straight up disrespect to the American flag.

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  3. fetty_wap_is_my_dad

    How the fuck is that last video a fail he didn’t even stab his own hand

    8 years ago at 12:38 pm
  5. TheeRockySulli

    Look I know our economy is still shit, but couldn’t they have afforded a bigger yeti? That thing looks like a fucking lunch box.

    8 years ago at 5:36 pm