FAIL FRIDAY: Frozen Fetish

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Fucking a girl just to become closer to the brother that was in there last week. TFM.

Pretty weird strategy.

Livin’ la vida loca. Te Efe Eme.

We did it! We finally crossed the language barrier! Te Efe Eme.

Wearing Rowdy Gentleman and khakis to get your wisdom teeth taken out. TFM.

Fratty surgery, bro.

I’m in high school, but me and my friends boozes all the time and dress frat ( we not try hards) is that O.K

No, it’s not okay. Nothing about you, your friends, or this submission is okay.

Throwing up. TSM. Throwing up 405 pounds on the bench press. TFM.

I hope your drop that bar on your neck.

Matching with a girl that plays Elsa at magic kingdom on Tinder. TFM. Getting her to sing “Let It Go” while you bust on her face. FaF.

You’ve got yourself a Frozen fetish.

Correct me if I’m wrong intern, but for what it’s worth, I don’t think there’s anything better than late ’80s Kevin Costner. TFM.

You’re wrong. There are things that exist and are better than late ’80s Kevin Costner

Your version of plan B being putting it in her vagina instead of her butt. TFM.

You need to reevaluate your plans.

I do not use acronyms or abbreviations of any kind. Total Fraternity Move.

GTFO.

Throwing $2,000 on red, losing, then throwing $4,000 on 7 red. TFM.

You have a very serious gambling problem.

Heard those hats are coming back in style.
Heard those hats are coming back in style.
First time to see boobs.
First time to see boobs.
Yaaaaaack.
Yaaaaaack.
Got cream all over your face, dude.
Got cream all over your face, dude.
Frallerina (frat ballerina) power point.
Frallerina (frat ballerina) power point.
You guys strippers or what?
You guys strippers or what?
REALLY doesn't like TKE.
REALLY doesn’t like TKE.
Drugs are bad.
Drugs are bad.
Dress looks good on you doe.
Dress looks good on you doe.
Looks like the paint party was a success.
Looks like the paint party was a success.
He could not be less excited.
He could not be less excited.
Sratting on Space Mountain. TSM.
Sratting on Space Mountain. TSM.
Youre a disgrace.
You’re a disgrace.
Game so hard motherfuckers wanna ban me.
Game so hard motherfuckers wanna ban me.
Youre scaring us, fellas.
You’re scaring us, fellas.
Sleep sweetly, my prince.
Sleep sweetly, my prince.
Man down, shoes on.
Man down, shoes on.
Baaaaaaaaarf.
Baaaaaaaaarf.
Being mistaken for a choir. TFM.
Being mistaken for a choir. TFM.
Sex appeal on 100.000 trillion.
Sex appeal on 100,000 trillion.

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  1. CommodoreVU

    Busting on Elsa’s face while she sings “Let it Go” is definitely a TFM.

    11 years ago at 1:03 pm
  2. beer_in_hand

    That Pike chapter looks like they found the sketchiest motel possible, threw some letters on it, then called it a house…

    11 years ago at 1:14 pm
  3. Bleach Chugger

    “Throwing up. TSM. Throwing up 405 pounds on the bench press. TFM.” I submitted this probably close to a year ago. Nice to know that you keep all my submissions stowed away on your computer, Intern, you sick piece of shit.

    11 years ago at 1:23 pm
    1. FlounderTC

      How else is he supposed to masturbate? Even Dorn won’t put his hands on the interns micropenis.

      11 years ago at 2:38 am
  4. cfoster

    The Psi Upsilon Choir is at Christopher Newport University if you’re wondering.

    11 years ago at 2:57 pm