FAIL FRIDAY: Full Body Explosion
10 years ago

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Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Changing the lyrics from Smash Mouth’s “All Star” to “Hey now, you’re a frat star.” TFM.

Somebody really oughta kick you in the dick.

Skateboarding into and out of every class. TFM.

Just ollying through the door on the way in and grinding down the stair rail on the way out.

There’s frat, and then there’s getting 69% on “Through The Fire And Flames” on Guitar Hero 3 frat. Guess which one I am. TFM.

Gonna go ahead and guess that you’re the latter.

When your brother parks a school bus out front of the house because he has 24/7 access to a school bus yard because he became a school bus driver because he didn’t have class till noon so he thought he should take the mornings to make some extra cheddar and school bus driving sounded hella dank. TFM.

Apparently they don’t drug test bus drivers.

Averaging at least a blow job a day for your 4 years of college. TFMV.

No, no you didn’t. And what the fuck does the “V” stand for? Virgin?

Words of encourage meant from your brother to do something stupid while in a strange town.TFM.

This motherfucker said “encourage meant.”

I’m a walking TFM. TFM.

Thanks for writing in.

Fingering your girl. Then shaking her dad’s hand. Without washing. TFM.

Oh man, you got him so good.

Not snapping back while wearing a snap back. TFM.

Much clever. So witty.

I have a question that I would like to ask the congregation of brothers from the array of Fraternal Chapters and Orders that we duly pledge our allegiance to in the name of ideals, learning, debauchery, hedonism, philanthropy etc. Anyways have any of you degenerates ran into any issues after pursuing girls via Tinder while in a relationship? What happened? Why did it happen? Were you in a larger city? I am debating whether to keep my streak of strange going, or chuck it up to luck that I have not been caught and castrated yet and end my run. TFM.

The fuck?

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Relax dude you're scaring the children.
Relax dude you’re scaring the children.
Cargos all over the world.
Cargos all over the world.
Cant forget the tampons.
Can’t forget the tampons.
That is unfortunate.
That is unfortunate.
There is a human hand sticking out of that pile.
There is a human hand sticking out of that pile.
Thats a bad case of creepy face right there.
That’s a bad case of creepy face right there.
Sex appeal off the charts.
Sex appeal off the charts.
RIP Travis.
RIP Travis.
Dudes face has no chill.
His face has no chill.
Mating lizards. TFM.
Mating lizards. TFM.
Worst chug of all-time.
Worst chug of all-time.
Guy in the green shirt is happy to be there.
There’s so much going on here. Just an incredible goober fest.
Creepiest license plate ever.
Guarantee he has candy in his car.
Cutest couple award.
Cutest couple award.
Those dick bandits stay lurking.
Those dick bandits stay lurking.
Having #goodtimes.
Having #goodtimes.
Men down.
Men down.
Frelfie frat selfie). TFM.
Frelfie (frat selfie). TFM.

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The Whitest Video Ever

Snap Queen

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Chaser

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  6. NYUFratter

    Intern, your terrible captions gave me rage-induced diarrhea while reading this on the toilet

    10 years ago at 12:08 pm
  7. Jake Wyler

    Who would actually buy an “official fail Friday tee shirt.” For fucks sake this site is really going for the try hard bid. Bring back old TFM.

    10 years ago at 12:11 pm
      1. Total LXA Matt

        I got more and more excited as I read that hyperlink. Hearing about Pike’s atrocities is a satisfying moment

        10 years ago at 1:01 pm
    3. SLUSKI

      Speakin of fail my friend just got one of those tobacco vape penS personally I think they’re gay F or NF

      10 years ago at 2:30 pm
  8. Fratty McFratFrat

    Please don’t wear your letters when you go to Walmart to buy your mom’s vanilla frappacino and plates sport pads.

    10 years ago at 12:11 pm
  9. UnKappaFifth

    Shout out to the ranga rocking the elastic jean shorts with the easy access front

    10 years ago at 12:12 pm
  10. IAcceptBribes

    im not going to sign up for your mailing list TFM, stop trying to make it happen

    10 years ago at 12:13 pm
  11. Chedda B 225

    If fail Friday is done at 9am then why isn’t it posted here before lunch. Seems to me that if you can email it to me at 9 then you can certainly post it here before noon. But perhaps my understanding of time is off.

    10 years ago at 12:17 pm
    1. Bill Varkony

      No. Just your understanding of marketing.

      Let it go.. no one wants to be on that shitty mailing list.

      10 years ago at 1:13 pm