FAIL FRIDAY: Full Body Explosion
10 years ago

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Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Changing the lyrics from Smash Mouth’s “All Star” to “Hey now, you’re a frat star.” TFM.

Somebody really oughta kick you in the dick.

Skateboarding into and out of every class. TFM.

Just ollying through the door on the way in and grinding down the stair rail on the way out.

There’s frat, and then there’s getting 69% on “Through The Fire And Flames” on Guitar Hero 3 frat. Guess which one I am. TFM.

Gonna go ahead and guess that you’re the latter.

When your brother parks a school bus out front of the house because he has 24/7 access to a school bus yard because he became a school bus driver because he didn’t have class till noon so he thought he should take the mornings to make some extra cheddar and school bus driving sounded hella dank. TFM.

Apparently they don’t drug test bus drivers.

Averaging at least a blow job a day for your 4 years of college. TFMV.

No, no you didn’t. And what the fuck does the “V” stand for? Virgin?

Words of encourage meant from your brother to do something stupid while in a strange town.TFM.

This motherfucker said “encourage meant.”

I’m a walking TFM. TFM.

Thanks for writing in.

Fingering your girl. Then shaking her dad’s hand. Without washing. TFM.

Oh man, you got him so good.

Not snapping back while wearing a snap back. TFM.

Much clever. So witty.

I have a question that I would like to ask the congregation of brothers from the array of Fraternal Chapters and Orders that we duly pledge our allegiance to in the name of ideals, learning, debauchery, hedonism, philanthropy etc. Anyways have any of you degenerates ran into any issues after pursuing girls via Tinder while in a relationship? What happened? Why did it happen? Were you in a larger city? I am debating whether to keep my streak of strange going, or chuck it up to luck that I have not been caught and castrated yet and end my run. TFM.

The fuck?

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Relax dude you're scaring the children.
Relax dude you’re scaring the children.
Cargos all over the world.
Cargos all over the world.
Cant forget the tampons.
Can’t forget the tampons.
That is unfortunate.
That is unfortunate.
There is a human hand sticking out of that pile.
There is a human hand sticking out of that pile.
Thats a bad case of creepy face right there.
That’s a bad case of creepy face right there.
Sex appeal off the charts.
Sex appeal off the charts.
RIP Travis.
RIP Travis.
Dudes face has no chill.
His face has no chill.
Mating lizards. TFM.
Mating lizards. TFM.
Worst chug of all-time.
Worst chug of all-time.
Guy in the green shirt is happy to be there.
There’s so much going on here. Just an incredible goober fest.
Creepiest license plate ever.
Guarantee he has candy in his car.
Cutest couple award.
Cutest couple award.
Those dick bandits stay lurking.
Those dick bandits stay lurking.
Having #goodtimes.
Having #goodtimes.
Men down.
Men down.
Frelfie frat selfie). TFM.
Frelfie (frat selfie). TFM.

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The Whitest Video Ever

Snap Queen

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Chaser

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  4. The Interns Mom

    Great article today son!

    Mommy has another date tonight! I might be out all night, he’s booked a room for us at the local motel. I know it’s the fourth guy this week but I really think he’s the one! I don’t think I will see you until Sunday though, I have my old Delta Zeta sisters coming to town tomorrow!

    Love you bunches,
    Mom

    10 years ago at 2:38 pm
  6. JohnnyTaxReturns

    Looks like Nate Shetter had his high school aged cousins play his women for that video

    10 years ago at 4:08 pm
  8. ShotgunDon

    The straight out kappa sig guys names on ig are @twal12 and @jayrmcg please roast them accordingly

    10 years ago at 5:02 pm
  10. KimJongBro

    The cover pic looks like each person killed a person for their clothes. The guy in the hat looks like Caitlyn Jenner and Jared from subway had a kid. The fat Indian dude in the back has had his blood replaced with crisco. The black guy looks like Fabulous let himself go and got Diabetes. Are they forming a new boy band called: Ron Weasley and the Pussy repellers?

    10 years ago at 11:24 pm
  11. _Five_oclock_somewhere_

    Marisa miller was the first chick I jerked off to. That video was a very pleasant surprise, thank you

    10 years ago at 10:25 am