FAIL FRIDAY: GDIs in Disguise
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When I’m older, fuck the hearing aids. They’ll be giving me fucking beering aids. TFM.
-North Carolina

Cringed as I read this. Here we go again…

Going to grad school for psychology. I put the rapist in therapist. TFM.
-Washington

I’m sure you’ll have a positive impact on the field of mental health treatment.

“Hi, I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the drunken car ride.” TFM.
-Texas

Woah, too soon. Too soon.

My life. TFM.
-Georgia

Strong effort. Would you care to elaborate?

Waking up realizing that you ate about a half a can sized lipper when you passed out last night and you’ve got a bad case of the shits. Making up for this by lining up a days worth of blumpkins. TFM.
-Oklahoma

How many blumpkins is a days worth?

Taking the assistant football coach job at the middle school, not because you need the money, but to haze young geeds and then fuck their substitute teachers. TFM.
-Texas

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Welcoming the new neighbors, that decided to move by greek street, with a broken tail light because they don’t believe in Jesus. TFM.
-Louisiana

Random comma splicing does not validate this act.

Studying to be an abortion doctor so I can meet sluts who don’t want kids any more than I do. TFM.
-Mississippi

Hilariously, this came from a Methodist school.

Dad prank calling my sister at work today. Three times. TFM.
-Illinois

Your dad is a fucking loser.

Telling randos you want to “tounge punch her fart box.” TFTC.
-Texas

Maybe the worst description of felatio ever.


Oh look, one of those cool Bud Light bottles you can write your name on.


Opposite of a champion.


Dated 2004, but time can’t save you from this humiliation.


Broski!!! Grab my ass right as the picture’s being taken and I’ll look surprised!


Rush Pike? I think not….

You can’t watch the whole thing:

  3. I Piss Excellence

    Is the guy on the bottom left in that Pike picture really wearing a golf glove on both hands?

    13 years ago at 4:36 pm
  6. Frathlete55

    well finally got one on us, was bound to happen, oh well gotta be able to laugh at yourself.
    ih

    13 years ago at 5:23 pm
    1. Sig Fratling

      Exactly. Everyone else talks shit about their brothers. Their brotherhood must not be as strong. IHSV

      13 years ago at 8:55 am
    2. The Frattopper

      Well said, I agree, (not a SX), but when I see something embarassing from my national fraternity, I could never throw them under the bus. My pledge educator taught me better than that.

      13 years ago at 12:08 am
  7. rainbowsociety

    the first photo isn’t too bad, if he weren’t showing his drink off like a middle school girl with a Monster, it might actually be fratty.

    oh yeah, nice flatbills snu

    13 years ago at 5:24 pm
    2. NoStandardsWednesday

      I was gonna say the same thing, but then I realized that Rainbow Society is a philanthropy, and suure DChi, Lettered hoodies and yarn are FaF… LTH

      13 years ago at 10:17 pm
  8. Tony Sopranbro

    The only thing wrong with the one from Louisiana is the fact that “that” should be “who”. The commas are fine.

    Sucking at grammar and trying to correct something that is correct. NF.

    13 years ago at 5:45 pm
  10. Joe DiMaggibro

    That video was fucking terrible. He is the geed of all geeds. Furthermore, did anyone notice the picture he put up in the video when he mentioned “frats”? It was a guy with a pink American Eagle polo, popped collar and what looked like a Hurley hat? It was the definition of geed. Asswipe.

    13 years ago at 8:35 pm
    2. frat machine

      I’m pretty sure the picture came from frattinghard.com in one of their old columns.

      13 years ago at 9:56 am