FAIL FRIDAY: GDIs in Disguise

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When I’m older, fuck the hearing aids. They’ll be giving me fucking beering aids. TFM.
-North Carolina

Cringed as I read this. Here we go again…

Going to grad school for psychology. I put the rapist in therapist. TFM.
-Washington

I’m sure you’ll have a positive impact on the field of mental health treatment.

“Hi, I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the drunken car ride.” TFM.
-Texas

Woah, too soon. Too soon.

My life. TFM.
-Georgia

Strong effort. Would you care to elaborate?

Waking up realizing that you ate about a half a can sized lipper when you passed out last night and you’ve got a bad case of the shits. Making up for this by lining up a days worth of blumpkins. TFM.
-Oklahoma

How many blumpkins is a days worth?

Taking the assistant football coach job at the middle school, not because you need the money, but to haze young geeds and then fuck their substitute teachers. TFM.
-Texas

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Welcoming the new neighbors, that decided to move by greek street, with a broken tail light because they don’t believe in Jesus. TFM.
-Louisiana

Random comma splicing does not validate this act.

Studying to be an abortion doctor so I can meet sluts who don’t want kids any more than I do. TFM.
-Mississippi

Hilariously, this came from a Methodist school.

Dad prank calling my sister at work today. Three times. TFM.
-Illinois

Your dad is a fucking loser.

Telling randos you want to “tounge punch her fart box.” TFTC.
-Texas

Maybe the worst description of felatio ever.


Oh look, one of those cool Bud Light bottles you can write your name on.


Opposite of a champion.


Dated 2004, but time can’t save you from this humiliation.


Broski!!! Grab my ass right as the picture’s being taken and I’ll look surprised!


Rush Pike? I think not….

You can’t watch the whole thing:

  1. Lucas Fratterson

    Fucking. A. The “this site is going to to shit” comments always annoyed me until this week. There were some genuine shitastic posts that made it on the TFM wall and some halfway decent posts here on FF. The one about becoming a middle school coach is FaF.

    Piker revealing the TFM pledge is a geed doesn’t help, either.

    13 years ago at 10:59 pm
  2. PledgeCZAR

    These delta chi brothers need to WAKE THE FUCK UP comeon’ guys, are you trying to make a bad rep for us?

    13 years ago at 12:31 am
    1. Cloak and Dagger

      polo is for gdis bitch, whenever your parents get off welfare maybe you can finally afford brooks brothers loser

      13 years ago at 2:25 am
  3. Fratlosopher King

    “tounge [sic] punch her fart box”

    That’s not a description of “felatio”. Hell, it’s not even a description of fellatio. It’s maybe a description of cunnilingus, depending on how the poster feels about vaginal hygiene.

    13 years ago at 8:13 am
  4. Fratboy Wasted

    My friend just called and confirmed that the dude in the video is indeed a PIKE. Why am I not surprised by this…

    13 years ago at 8:30 am
  5. Prettier_in_Pearls

    You were right… I couldn’t watch the whole thing! I have better things to do… like bake.

    13 years ago at 9:18 am
  6. A_Broham Lincoln

    The only thing wet and tight that flamer in the video is getting is his bro’s butt hole

    13 years ago at 4:56 pm
  7. DX333GUMP

    these Delta Chis are really pissin me off…don’t start making our fraternity look like those GDI Pikes

    13 years ago at 8:26 pm