FAIL FRIDAY: Getting Dirty

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Style. Fashion. Swag. Sex appeal.

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Practice makes perfect.

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Who needs their room cleaned?

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His night didn’t end well.

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Sometimes one isn’t enough.

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“Hold my hand, and let us frolic upon the ice!”

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I think that’s enough, guys. You got him.

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Like Brokeback Mountain?

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Wake up, dude! Wake up!

Pi Kappa Phi built his entire fraternity house on Minecraft:


Possibly the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen.

UC Davis rap song:


Further affirmation that white people not named Marshall Mathers need to put down the mic.

Chaser to wash down the failure:

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    1. CapitalismNliberty

      Bro! I know! Knox County Sheriffs keep investigating us for “butt-chugging”….we would never do anything that gay we’re way too TFMTFTC.

      12 years ago at 8:33 am
    2. SirIota1578

      Look at the original poster’s username, you dimbasses. Also, I look forward to more of your comments.

      12 years ago at 3:02 pm
    1. FratomicBomb798

      I don’t know you brother FrattinSince1855 but I LOVE you and Jesus loves you too we should go to Starbucks some time!

      12 years ago at 11:11 pm
  1. CapitalismNliberty

    To be honest, in the second picture you can see girls taking pictures on their phones, which leads me to believe that the semi-homosexual dance was done for them.

    12 years ago at 8:32 am
    1. In hoc we poke

      As someone who has done unspeakable things in the name of Derby Days…know your limits

      12 years ago at 4:36 pm
    2. Jon M Fratsman

      ^ If that’s not brotherhood, I don’t know what the fuck is. “Dude we are never speaking of this shit again, and tell those sluts to stop taking fucking pictures”

      12 years ago at 8:03 pm
  2. F Scott Fratsgerald

    I fucking hate you intern but I actually have to commend you on getting this out early today. Well done for once

    12 years ago at 8:34 am