FAIL FRIDAY: Getting Dirty
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Looking so frat in your driver’s license picture that they put down “BRO” for your race. TFM.
-North Carolina
No, no they didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if they did, right?
Making the gay pledge snort a line of coke off my erect dick. TFM.
-Georgia
Pretty sure this qualifies as gay-zing.
I hate when GDIs tell me I dress like a deuce bag. No, your just jealous that my Sperrys, polo, shorts, and croakies look better than your jeans, sweatshirt, and fucked up hair. TFM.
-California
Aw, did somebody hurt your little feelings? You spell like shit too, “deuce bag.”
Shout out to my haters. TFM.
–Missouri
Great. I’ll let them know.
Stating your credit score to assert dominance in an argument. TFM.
–Colorado
What a wildly inaffective attempt at a power move.
Flicked a frat booger into a geed’s hair three days ago. Saw him in class today and it was still there. TFM!
-Tennessee
Frat booger! TFM!
The shape of the Earth prior to modern science. TFM (Total Flat Move).
-Iowa
That was a highly enjoyable history lesson.
Here’s a new TFM I thought up for you guys. Slimeballin! It’s where you stick a LAX ball up a slams pooter, then make her suck on it while you perform acts on her. Slimeballin. It is a TFM!!!
–Anonymous
Yeah, I’m banning this guy from the website.
The antibiotics I am on for acne make me basically STD proof. TFM.
-Maryland
I’m not sure that’s how that works, my pock-faced friend.
We have a pledge who we make pee and shit himself. TFM.
-Virginia
Thanks for sharing.
What the hell is going on here?
Bunch of dudes in thongs. Totally normal.
“Hello there! Meet our house pigeon!”
Get that tongue in there nice and deep like.
Flying it above Old Glory? You fucked up!
So cuddly and cute.
Just look at these two motherfuckers in jorts with milk.
Do you even lift, bro?
Never trust a girl with frat house feet.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
The guy wearing a Sigma Kappa sweatshirt instead of Sigma Chi. TFTC?
12 years ago at 8:39 amMy god, who spends that much time writing on someone?
12 years ago at 8:41 amBest places to write on someone are behind their ears, on the back of their elbows, and the back of the neck so they don’t notice it for awhile.
12 years ago at 8:45 am^
12 years ago at 9:08 amGuys, I think I did too many chilly willys last night, or is Fail Friday up before noon?
12 years ago at 8:44 amGonna have to disagree with putting the fifth picture on FF. If you’ve never had a sloppy, tongue-focused make out session, well you might be one of them queermosexuals.
12 years ago at 8:45 amNo he deserves it. He’s going full retard right there.
12 years ago at 4:23 pmFUCK PIKE.
12 years ago at 8:51 am^
12 years ago at 11:16 amFUCK YOU.
12 years ago at 11:19 amLast
12 years ago at 11:47 am^^
12 years ago at 2:22 pmThe chaser is very beat your meat friendly.
12 years ago at 8:53 amAnd that’s pretty neat
12 years ago at 8:54 amSo take a seat, and put the video on repeat.
12 years ago at 11:08 amIt’s quite the treat, and will quickly make you skeet
12 years ago at 4:56 pmWell this is just what I needed to start my day. But still, fuck you intern.
12 years ago at 8:59 amPeople are strange.
12 years ago at 8:59 amWhen you’re a stranger.
12 years ago at 9:02 amfaces look ugly…
12 years ago at 3:54 pmwhen you’re alone
12 years ago at 4:34 pmWomen seem wicked
12 years ago at 5:54 pmwhen you’re unwanted.
12 years ago at 10:25 amThe only reason this is early is because the Intern is still wasted from last night.
12 years ago at 9:01 amDamnit intern, I was really looking forward to hazing you today.
12 years ago at 9:02 am