FAIL FRIDAY: Getting Dirty
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Looking so frat in your driver’s license picture that they put down “BRO” for your race. TFM.
-North Carolina
No, no they didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if they did, right?
Making the gay pledge snort a line of coke off my erect dick. TFM.
-Georgia
Pretty sure this qualifies as gay-zing.
I hate when GDIs tell me I dress like a deuce bag. No, your just jealous that my Sperrys, polo, shorts, and croakies look better than your jeans, sweatshirt, and fucked up hair. TFM.
-California
Aw, did somebody hurt your little feelings? You spell like shit too, “deuce bag.”
Shout out to my haters. TFM.
–Missouri
Great. I’ll let them know.
Stating your credit score to assert dominance in an argument. TFM.
–Colorado
What a wildly inaffective attempt at a power move.
Flicked a frat booger into a geed’s hair three days ago. Saw him in class today and it was still there. TFM!
-Tennessee
Frat booger! TFM!
The shape of the Earth prior to modern science. TFM (Total Flat Move).
-Iowa
That was a highly enjoyable history lesson.
Here’s a new TFM I thought up for you guys. Slimeballin! It’s where you stick a LAX ball up a slams pooter, then make her suck on it while you perform acts on her. Slimeballin. It is a TFM!!!
–Anonymous
Yeah, I’m banning this guy from the website.
The antibiotics I am on for acne make me basically STD proof. TFM.
-Maryland
I’m not sure that’s how that works, my pock-faced friend.
We have a pledge who we make pee and shit himself. TFM.
-Virginia
Thanks for sharing.
What the hell is going on here?
Bunch of dudes in thongs. Totally normal.
“Hello there! Meet our house pigeon!”
Get that tongue in there nice and deep like.
Flying it above Old Glory? You fucked up!
So cuddly and cute.
Just look at these two motherfuckers in jorts with milk.
Do you even lift, bro?
Never trust a girl with frat house feet.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
I didn’t know what day of the week this was. Thanks Pike.
12 years ago at 2:57 pmI forgot what a shitty joke looked like. Thanks Kappa Sig.
12 years ago at 2:23 pmI squirted Endorsement juice when I read the TotalFlatMove one.
12 years ago at 3:18 pmMine craft kid is such a dweeb.
12 years ago at 3:18 pmBeing a dweeb is fun though!
12 years ago at 3:34 pmWhen I was a boy, my Pa told me when I grew up I’d be an Imperial Wizard. To this day I’m not really sure what he meant, but it sounds pretty bad ass.
12 years ago at 3:21 pmNo fucks! I made Fail Friday and proud.
12 years ago at 3:33 pmCheck out the calves on the kid in the Sigma Kappa hoodie. Holy leg day Batman
12 years ago at 4:45 pmsays the “kid in the Sigma Kappa hoodie”
12 years ago at 10:59 amThat sigchi ginger in the jorts looks like Shaun White’s abortion
12 years ago at 5:01 pmWhat in the fuck is the point of minecraft?
12 years ago at 5:48 pmIt’s like Legos, but for your computer!
12 years ago at 1:18 pmMinecraft defines geedom.
12 years ago at 6:40 pmThere are so many unanswered questions about the first picture. Are those jorts or jeans? Is there a pledge trapped inside the jean jorts? Did he eat a pledge? And why is there a rape-wig laying on the table?
12 years ago at 6:48 pm