FAIL FRIDAY: Getting Ripped
Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Can you please put this on the wall so Taylor Chatley knows that I love her? I choke myself and think about her every night. TFM.
–California
It was only a matter of time before we had a problem with stranglebating perverts stalking the TFM Sweethearts.
Went to Rent-A-Center to get the 60-inch flat screen I’ve always wanted. Guy let me take it for free because I said I was going to use it to watch The Masters. TFM.
–Alabama
You didn’t know Rent-A-Center had a special going where you say, “It’s for The Masters” and they let you take anything for free?
Slaying the slam doggy style the next morning with her face in a pool of my piss. TFTC.
–Michigan
You obviously know how to treat a lady.
My son will learn the Spanish alphabet, the Greek alphabet, and THEN the English alphabet. TFM.
–California
It’s the American way.
Last night I fucked up a kid on the basketball team. Just kidding, I handed him a beer like a bitch and told him I was his biggest fan. TFM.
–Iowa
Congratulations you’re a pussy and a jackass.
Almost running out of gas on the interstate. NF. Getting a girl’s number by passing a business card and a magnum out the window doin’ 80. TFM.
–Wisconsin
What the fuck is James Bond doing in Wisconsin?
“No, of course I don’t love anyone else.” When you’re in a secret homosexual relationship with your uncle. TFM.
–Kansas
Lying to your girlfriend while your uncle regularly makes you his slampiece. Nice move.
My dad has been cheating on my mom with his secretary for 22 years. TFM.
–Washington
This…is not something to be proud of.
Raging with 16 packs of 4 Loko and Monster and taking your shirt off to show girls how fucking shredded your abs are. TFM.
–Texas
I hope you get struck by lightning.
Intern you better fucking post this or I will shit in your mouth while you sleep. Taylor Chatley needs to know I love her and I will suck her toes clean every single night for the rest of her magnificent fucking life. TFM.
–California
Sending your IP address to the FBI.
“Hey bro, there aren’t any girls dancing in the cage. Let’s get in there and strut our stuff!”
You want to buy tickets to the gun show?
I really wish I’d seen this live.
Tanning and working on the swing. This is multitasking at its finest.
GET FUCKING RIPPED!
Pike just killing it every week. American Idol kid is definitely not your traditional KA but that jonah hill looking motherfucker can sing.
13 years ago at 4:56 pmBut pike is so ripped bro
13 years ago at 4:57 pmDefinitely chill.
13 years ago at 8:57 pmFirstly, doesn’t it suck to be ripped? Secondly, holy shit he’s got pipes.
13 years ago at 10:43 pmNo self-respecting fraternity man lives in San Diego
13 years ago at 4:57 pmI’ll be honest, I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
13 years ago at 5:03 pmit means “A whales Vagina”
13 years ago at 5:18 pm^
13 years ago at 5:45 pmGo fuck yourself San Diego.
13 years ago at 9:41 pmI have to fire YOU Ed. Bing Bing Bong, you’re fired.
13 years ago at 11:56 amPike had the majority of the pictures (if not all) and the chode in California made it twice (probably pike). Well done fellas
13 years ago at 4:57 pmMy 90 year old barber has bronchitis. I had to shave my own face like some kind of animal.
13 years ago at 4:57 pmlol pike
13 years ago at 4:58 pmEveryday I hate Pike more and more
13 years ago at 4:58 pm“I have been known to serenade the ladies…” What a fucking chode choker. Dear barbara.
13 years ago at 4:58 pmJust when I thought pike couldn’t get a worse fail Friday, this shows up haha.
13 years ago at 4:59 pmCurls for the girls.
13 years ago at 4:59 pmTris for the guys
13 years ago at 6:42 pm^swing and a miss
13 years ago at 1:56 pmPike hating is truly one of the great fraternal pastimes.
13 years ago at 4:59 pmOh, really? Tell us more.
13 years ago at 5:07 pm^
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