FAIL FRIDAY: Getting Ripped

TFM Intern13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Can you please put this on the wall so Taylor Chatley knows that I love her? I choke myself and think about her every night. TFM.
–California

It was only a matter of time before we had a problem with stranglebating perverts stalking the TFM Sweethearts.

Went to Rent-A-Center to get the 60-inch flat screen I’ve always wanted. Guy let me take it for free because I said I was going to use it to watch The Masters. TFM.
–Alabama

You didn’t know Rent-A-Center had a special going where you say, “It’s for The Masters” and they let you take anything for free?

Slaying the slam doggy style the next morning with her face in a pool of my piss. TFTC.
–Michigan

You obviously know how to treat a lady.

My son will learn the Spanish alphabet, the Greek alphabet, and THEN the English alphabet. TFM.
–California

It’s the American way.

Last night I fucked up a kid on the basketball team. Just kidding, I handed him a beer like a bitch and told him I was his biggest fan. TFM.
–Iowa

Congratulations you’re a pussy and a jackass.

Almost running out of gas on the interstate. NF. Getting a girl’s number by passing a business card and a magnum out the window doin’ 80. TFM.
–Wisconsin

What the fuck is James Bond doing in Wisconsin?

“No, of course I don’t love anyone else.” When you’re in a secret homosexual relationship with your uncle. TFM.
–Kansas

Lying to your girlfriend while your uncle regularly makes you his slampiece. Nice move.

My dad has been cheating on my mom with his secretary for 22 years. TFM.
–Washington

This…is not something to be proud of.

Raging with 16 packs of 4 Loko and Monster and taking your shirt off to show girls how fucking shredded your abs are. TFM.
–Texas

I hope you get struck by lightning.

Intern you better fucking post this or I will shit in your mouth while you sleep. Taylor Chatley needs to know I love her and I will suck her toes clean every single night for the rest of her magnificent fucking life. TFM.
–California

Sending your IP address to the FBI.

“Hey bro, there aren’t any girls dancing in the cage. Let’s get in there and strut our stuff!”

You want to buy tickets to the gun show?

I really wish I’d seen this live.

Tanning and working on the swing. This is multitasking at its finest.

GET FUCKING RIPPED!

No self respecting fraternity man sings Monica’s “Angel Of Mine” on American Idol: