FAIL FRIDAY: Getting Ripped
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Can you please put this on the wall so Taylor Chatley knows that I love her? I choke myself and think about her every night. TFM.
–California

It was only a matter of time before we had a problem with stranglebating perverts stalking the TFM Sweethearts.

Went to Rent-A-Center to get the 60-inch flat screen I’ve always wanted. Guy let me take it for free because I said I was going to use it to watch The Masters. TFM.
–Alabama

You didn’t know Rent-A-Center had a special going where you say, “It’s for The Masters” and they let you take anything for free?

Slaying the slam doggy style the next morning with her face in a pool of my piss. TFTC.
–Michigan

You obviously know how to treat a lady.

My son will learn the Spanish alphabet, the Greek alphabet, and THEN the English alphabet. TFM.
–California

It’s the American way.

Last night I fucked up a kid on the basketball team. Just kidding, I handed him a beer like a bitch and told him I was his biggest fan. TFM.
–Iowa

Congratulations you’re a pussy and a jackass.

Almost running out of gas on the interstate. NF. Getting a girl’s number by passing a business card and a magnum out the window doin’ 80. TFM.
–Wisconsin

What the fuck is James Bond doing in Wisconsin?

“No, of course I don’t love anyone else.” When you’re in a secret homosexual relationship with your uncle. TFM.
–Kansas

Lying to your girlfriend while your uncle regularly makes you his slampiece. Nice move.

My dad has been cheating on my mom with his secretary for 22 years. TFM.
–Washington

This…is not something to be proud of.

Raging with 16 packs of 4 Loko and Monster and taking your shirt off to show girls how fucking shredded your abs are. TFM.
–Texas

I hope you get struck by lightning.

Intern you better fucking post this or I will shit in your mouth while you sleep. Taylor Chatley needs to know I love her and I will suck her toes clean every single night for the rest of her magnificent fucking life. TFM.
–California

Sending your IP address to the FBI.


“Hey bro, there aren’t any girls dancing in the cage. Let’s get in there and strut our stuff!”


You want to buy tickets to the gun show?


I really wish I’d seen this live.


Tanning and working on the swing. This is multitasking at its finest.


GET FUCKING RIPPED!

No self respecting fraternity man sings Monica’s “Angel Of Mine” on American Idol:

  4. SNuTillDeath

    I hate the state of California. The founders of the Lexington Triad are rolling over in their grave, what a f.aggot.

    13 years ago at 12:14 pm
  7. OneEightAL

    I can’t believe that that liberal school Cal would allow a KA chapter on campus.

    13 years ago at 11:02 am
  8. pearlspi love

    The guy in the video was rushing last year and sang to me at the DKE house. One of the guys told him he was never gonna get laid if he kept singing to girls.

    13 years ago at 5:08 pm
  9. BOSSHOG1869

    Known: five pictures; 3 of which show eight GDI douchelicks with rush jerseys they received from the brother they still have yet to introduce themselves to after a year now (attending his wedding); two guys throwing back the bartenders piss while showing everyone what PlanetOfTheApe Pledge’s look like; and one sorry fuck with his grandfathers fitness sneakers saying, “Bro, I’m totally winning ‘Frat Man on Campus’ this year. Granted I need to get rid of these fucking c-cups south of my chin, I’m still TFTC,”.

    Conclusion: Pike sure as hell knows how to recruit with all eleven cemon-chugging fuckface toolbags in fail Friday are hailing Pi Kappa Alpha with nothing but their ‘Dumbface’ on like Eli. If they do in fact change the shirt they worked out in from the beginning of the semester of last year, they still know to frat it hard at the range, and by God they damn well know how to dance in a cage even if no one is at the bar.

    13 years ago at 3:37 pm