FAIL FRIDAY: Getting The Hose
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Wearing dad shorts with mom’s underwear. Because I like liberating my thighs, but my meat and potatoes need support too. TFM.
Look bro, whatever floats your boat. Just stay away from me.
Being the guy who whips out his guitar in the middle of parties. Except the guitar is my penis. TFM.
You’re not a man until you’ve taken your dick out at a party.
Never owning socks or condoms even though you have more than enough money to afford them. TFM.
Like socks and condoms are expensive commodities that only the wealthy can afford.
Not holding a girl’s hand until you’re 22. TFM.
Not sure what the hell this has to do with anything.
The slam told me she wanted to be like one of the guys…so I frock slapped her face and then peed in her butt. TFM.
Do you realize what this implies?
Making a pledge slip his mom a roofie for you. TFM.
That kid must really want to be in your chapter.
Your dad dressing like a fratstar to bond with you when you come home from your freshman year. TFM.
“Hey son! I missed you! How fratty are my Chubbies doe?”
When you’re fucking a girl and she says, “Oh my come on my face,” and you say, “No way, small-breasted McGee. Only the fros (frat bros) get to see this TFM Juice.” TFM.
Just gonna take a shot in the dark here and guess you will die alone.
Taking pre-workout before sex and drinking a brotein shake afterwards. TFM.
Son of a bitch you are such a tool.
Me and my friends have Thirsty Thursday. We are still in high school. TFM?
Nope.
Intern fuck, I hope you know that TFM is entirely responsible for breeding the kind of tryhard on display in the last picture.
10 years ago at 1:08 pm“Of course I’m drunk”. TFM.
10 years ago at 1:09 pm“Of course dorn is poor” TSM
10 years ago at 4:23 pmI’m thoroughly impressed by that golf pic
10 years ago at 1:09 pmIntern you unamerican fuck. If you fail to post fail Friday again before my lunch I will build a time machine, buy a coat hanger, find your mother and end your existence. Fuck you and all you stand for. Fuck you too dorn
10 years ago at 1:09 pmYou live on my time, bitch. Not the other way around. You’ll wait, and you’ll like it.
10 years ago at 1:17 pmshut up pledge
10 years ago at 1:31 pmIntern limit your comments to none
10 years ago at 1:42 pmEvery Friday I’m reminded how much I hate you intern. All you have to do is post fail Friday on time but somehow your retard brain can’t figure it out . Useless piece of shit.
10 years ago at 1:45 pmI’m going to take laxatives, shit into a bunch of ziplock bags, and throw the bags on your car. By the time I’m done, it’ll look like a Jackson Pollock painting on wheels.
10 years ago at 6:26 pmsprayed that dude right in the nip.
10 years ago at 1:09 pmI wish you would spend more time getting Fail Friday in on time and less time posting shitty wall posts. That would be great.
10 years ago at 1:11 pm“Being the guy who whips out his guitar in the middle of parties. Except the guitar is my penis. TFM.”
Anyway here’s Wonderwall
10 years ago at 1:11 pmUncle Zac looks like a fat version of Bacon.
10 years ago at 1:13 pmSo basically he looks like Bacon
10 years ago at 2:21 pmGit er Brandon
10 years ago at 1:18 pmIt’s like a brown version of Bacon
10 years ago at 1:29 pm