FAIL FRIDAY: Getting The Hose
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Wearing dad shorts with mom’s underwear. Because I like liberating my thighs, but my meat and potatoes need support too. TFM.

Look bro, whatever floats your boat. Just stay away from me.

Being the guy who whips out his guitar in the middle of parties. Except the guitar is my penis. TFM.

You’re not a man until you’ve taken your dick out at a party.

Never owning socks or condoms even though you have more than enough money to afford them. TFM.

Like socks and condoms are expensive commodities that only the wealthy can afford.

Not holding a girl’s hand until you’re 22. TFM.

Not sure what the hell this has to do with anything.

The slam told me she wanted to be like one of the guys…so I frock slapped her face and then peed in her butt. TFM.

Do you realize what this implies?

Making a pledge slip his mom a roofie for you. TFM.

That kid must really want to be in your chapter.

Your dad dressing like a fratstar to bond with you when you come home from your freshman year. TFM.

“Hey son! I missed you! How fratty are my Chubbies doe?”

When you’re fucking a girl and she says, “Oh my come on my face,” and you say, “No way, small-breasted McGee. Only the fros (frat bros) get to see this TFM Juice.” TFM.

Just gonna take a shot in the dark here and guess you will die alone.

Taking pre-workout before sex and drinking a brotein shake afterwards. TFM.

Son of a bitch you are such a tool.

Me and my friends have Thirsty Thursday. We are still in high school. TFM?

Nope.

Staring at the chair he pooped on while sleep walking.
Staring at the chair he pooped on while sleep walking.
Give him what he wants, ladies.
Give him what he wants, ladies.
What a great rush campaign.
What a great rush campaign…for attracting pre-teen children.
Practicing your putting on your passed out friend. TFM.
Practicing your putting on your passed out friend. TFM.
Mmmm bucket o puke.
Mmmm bucket o’ puke.
Stare into Uncle Zacs belly button.
Stare into Uncle Zac’s belly button.
Naming your cat after a crippled fictional character and putting him in the fraternity composite. TFM.
Naming your cat after a crippled fictional character and putting him in the fraternity composite. TFM.
He's just killin' the game.
He’s just killin’ the game.
He's gonna end up with another cast on his head.
He’s gonna end up with another cast on his head.
Do less. Do waaaay less.
Do less. Do waaaay less.
Teehee they covered them in empty beer cans teehee.
Teehee they covered them in empty beer cans teehee.
Is that an entire half-digested pizza?
Is that an entire half-digested pizza?
You cant make your dual star tats 15 times the size of your microscopic nipples.
You can’t make your dual star tats 15 times the size of your microscopic nipples, you hairless she-boy.
They're all ready to take it.
They’re all ready to take it (“it” being the frock).
Wears Braves hat, life reflects the Braves' season.
Wears Braves hat, life reflects the Braves’ season.
If you dress like that, this is how your night ends.
If you dress like that, this is how your night ends.
Oh God this is not going well.
Oh God this is not going well.
Ohhh no it's getting worse.
Ohhh no it’s getting worse.
Strip poker gone horribly wrong.
Strip poker gone horribly wrong.
The commenter is right. That's a sorority.
The commenter is right. That’s a sorority.

Drunk Man Wont Leave, Gets Hosed

Watch Aunt Joni Die

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  7. CommodoreVU

    “What a great rush campaign…for attracting pre-teen children.”

    This is exactly what Dorn intended.

    10 years ago at 2:37 pm
  8. hotty toddy pledge

    Side note: I lost my virginty while watching one of Forrest Gumps’ Lieutenant Dan scenes. To me, there has gotta be a direct correlation between that pussy cat and Lieutenant Dan. Irony? Or am I just a try hard?

    10 years ago at 2:39 pm
  9. Jordan Ross Belfort

    Gosh I wish I had been cool enough to have thirsty Thursdays in high school.

    10 years ago at 2:41 pm