FAIL FRIDAY: Glass Half Empty
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Putting deodorant on your taint, just in case. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re not right in the head.
Got a beer? Chug it. Got a slam? Fuck it. Got dip? Dip it. TFM or die.
-Anonymous
Die.
Slampiece told me I should teach her GDI boyfriend a thing or two. I said, “A magician never reveals his secrets.” TFM.
-Anonymous
Do you get a lot of mice in your pants? Because you’re a cheese dick.
Two things I’ve learned about being in a frat: 1. I get ass. 2. I get titties. TFM.
-Anonymous
You learn a lot about yourself during these magical years.
Getting so plastered you forget your name, but remember what frat you’re in. TFM.
-Anonymous
Good to see you’ve got your friorities (frat priorities) straight.
Guess it’s about time for me to change my screen name from HollisterSurfModel69 to LongDickPoloFrat. TFM.
-Anonymous
Definitely a frat move.
Purposefully scoring a 69 on a test to hint at your smokeshow professor. TFM.
-Anonymous
She’s as good as yours.
Playing Fratty Bird in class and claiming the noise is your frock fratting out and then the hot girl next to you asks you if you need a flowjob (frat blowjob but also you need nice pube flow). TFM.
-Anonymous
Frat, frat, frat, frat, frat, frat, broooooooo.
Greeting her dad with a left handshake followed by “You don’t want to touch my right hand.” TFM.
-Anonymous
Probably not the best first impression, but what do I know?
When a girl at a party points to her ears and makes complex hand motions as you nod her head and hand her a drink as you take her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s a deaf girl. She’s deaf.
What you see when you look up “defeat” in the dictionary.
Kitty had claws.
Safe to say these two did not pull.
He’ll scoop your main bitch.
Goobers have spring break too.
#Frelfie (frat selfie)
Looks like a fun group of guys.
Guy is making out with Miles Davis and doesn’t even care.
Piss poor place to sleep.
Looks like that cab ride went well.
What the Hell were they thinking when they made that Theta Chi video? Someone PLEASE tell me Zeta refused to be associated with them after that.
11 years ago at 2:33 pmThose mountains were beautiful, too bad some bitch was blocking the view
11 years ago at 3:01 pmGirls like the one in the chaser would never even let me near them.
11 years ago at 3:03 pmPleased to see the legitimate return of the PA guy with the deaf girl
11 years ago at 3:50 pmNope, not me. I played the deaf girl card months ago
11 years ago at 1:34 pmthat Theta Chi’s receding hairline… fucking frat!
11 years ago at 4:21 pmone step closer to the “dad body”
11 years ago at 11:17 pmI feel like the “pull a hoodie over your head and settle somewhere” nap is a rite of passage in the fraternity community. I know I’m guilty of it a couple of times.
11 years ago at 7:16 pmSurprised the PA guy isn’t on here bitching about not getting credit for the “handing of the beer” submission.
11 years ago at 7:19 pmIt’s cause I would never submit something like that weak ass excuse for a TFM.
11 years ago at 1:33 pmhi
11 years ago at 9:23 pmChaser = Schwing!!!
11 years ago at 4:02 amThe protein video was on point
11 years ago at 12:18 pm