FAIL FRIDAY: Going Down On A Friday

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Orgasming during sex and then fake orgasming in the girl’s voice and claiming it was her. TFM.

Guessing you probably won’t get a round 2 with her.

When you make out with a girl with Captain Crunch in your mouth. TFM.

I actually had Captain Crunch this morning.

Mirror mirror on the wall I’m going to do some blow of you. TFM.

Snow White would’ve been a way different movie if this guy was in charge.

Thinking of boat shoes as you cum in her. TFM.

Please seek psychiatric help immediately.

Polishing my Sperrys with the slam’s panties. TFM.

Possible serial killer here.

Refusing to charge your phone to anything besides 69%. TFM.

Never heard that one before.

Having a wardrobe like her dad, a bank account like her grandfather, and a frock like her little brother. TFM.

You really lost momentum at the end there.

Herpes giving your frock more girth. TFM.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Aged cheddar. TFM.

Wut?

Seeing two girls from middle school making out in a bar and then proceed to make out with each of them. TFM.

Sounds like a classy, pedophile-filled establishment.

Man down. Rush Pike.
Man down. Rush Pike.
You alright there, chief?
You alright there, chief?
Pussy Crusher.
Pussy Crusher.
Going to hate himself in the morning.
Going to hate himself in the morning.
Passing out with your hand on her ass. TFM.
Passing out with your hand on her ass. TFM.
Pajama party looks like it went well.
Pajama party looks like it went well.
If anyone should have things piled on top of them, it's this guy.
Just embarrassingly sexual.
You people are ruthless.
You people are ruthless.
Let the man sleep.
Let the man sleep.
Ze fuq?
Ze fuq?
Yes, No, Yes.
Yes, No, Yes.
Hard as fuck with a bowling ball.
Hard as fuck with a bowling ball.
The Surgeon General would advise against this.
The Surgeon General would advise against this.
Someone call an ambulance.
Someone call an ambulance.
Mother of God who are you people?
Mother of God who are you people?
#fratstar
#fratstar
He made wee wee in his pants.
He made wee wee in his pants.
Who's going to clean that up?
Who’s going to clean that up?
If the powerpoint wasn't already dead, now it is.
If the powerpoint wasn’t already dead, now it is.
Rough.
Rough.

Possibly The Most Miserable Formal Ever

Tinderella

Blank Space Lip Dub

Chaser

  1. BerrisFueller

    Seeing two boys from middle school making out in a bar and then proceed to make out with each of them. TDornM

    11 years ago at 12:57 pm
      1. William Frockter

        Goodbye frock bitch. We’re coming for your other accounts too you low life scum

        11 years ago at 3:04 pm
      2. The BouIevard

        This has to be some sort of porn record. Fat fuck Tech Guy sleeping on the job again.

        11 years ago at 3:15 pm
      3. William Frockter

        Tech guy when you’re balling him ball his other accounts like Jock Hummer The Bouievard DornsBlackBall and fix the site so blackballed users cant upvote or downvote

        11 years ago at 3:25 pm
      4. FlounderTC

        Fuck, so I don’t know how to share pics on here and I’m gonna take my laps.

        11 years ago at 3:34 pm
      5. Dorn_FromMajorLeague

        Bill, if you are standing, please sit down. I am going to tell you something shocking.
        The TFM accounts of Tom Brady, Reagan, George Bush, Ron Gronkowski, Will Ferrel, Kosmo Kramer, and May others are also fake. It’s not really them.

        11 years ago at 3:42 pm
      6. __Kara

        Omg! My heart stopped for a second when I saw this. That girl resembles me by about 90%.

        11 years ago at 3:29 pm
      7. ShibbyTFM

        30 mins and the tits are still up. Tech Guy about to get fired. Probably hausing down an extra large pepperoni right about now.

        11 years ago at 3:29 pm
  2. DornsBlackBall

    Cig Team and Bow tie have two of the most punchable faces ever posted on this site.

    11 years ago at 12:57 pm
  3. Singlebarrel2

    Surprised the stair nap picture didn’t get posted, considering just about anything involving the flag seems to.

    11 years ago at 12:59 pm
    1. CommodoreVU

      For having one picture? Unfortunately, I don’t see a clear winner this week.

      11 years ago at 1:00 pm
      1. DaLegend

        Calm down man.. I’m sure your pike chapter is “top house” and “so frat”.

        11 years ago at 1:15 pm
      1. ShibbyTFM

        This is getting old, but kudos to whoever has the 50 accounts to give a surge of down votes. This comment and the boulevard comment had 35 plus up votes 15 mins ago.

        11 years ago at 2:36 pm
      2. ShibbyTFM

        Fuck you Tech Guy and this bullshit comment rigging you’ve given to the staff. You fat piece of shit, rot in hell.

        11 years ago at 2:49 pm
  4. CommodoreVU

    Damnit Intern, you already posted the DTD Blank Space video in a different Fail Friday.

    11 years ago at 12:59 pm
  5. Kramerica Industries

    Anyone who says they’re a #fratstar is most definitely not, and is also a world-class goober

    11 years ago at 1:00 pm